Spade_Cooley 9,630 Posted October 29, 2014 He truly is a son unique. Now _that's_ a music gag right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 29, 2014 So Young Dirty Bastard is the son of Old Dirty Bastard? My suspicions are that the mammy was a right Dirty too.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 29, 2014 Young Dirty Bastard, the spawn of Old Dirty Bastard, is suffering from testicular cancer and following an unorthodox regime of treatment.. The Wu affiliate goes on to add that he does not see a doctor for his illness. Bastard offered advice on how to overcome a testicular tumor. "The doctor's gonna kill me. The doctor gets paid to kill me. Do some push-ups. Do some sit-ups. How you get your balls strong – you move your penis muscles. You squeeze your ass cheeks, and you move your penis muscles to keep your balls healthy," he said. Wow, this guy is an idiot. Early testicular cancer has an excellent cure rate, but the risk of death with a metastatic disease is more than 20-fold higher. If he wasn't so young and clueless I'd probably wish that his balls indeed become strong and spread their tissues all around his skull in place of his missing brain cells. On the bright side for mankind he might just prove the need for early intervention and the good sense of listening to medical advice, all of which will be achieved at the same second that loads of us with low-risk dead pool picks cash in our points bonanza with added DDP joy because he isn't that old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
