Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted December 9, 2004 I have left the topic description free 'cause I couldn't think of a witty line to put in it, I'm sure someone will help me out.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/t...dio/4082691.stmAnyway, good ol' Hep strikes again!DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted December 9, 2004 I reckon he caught Hep C eating the same stuff that Mrs Slomcomb uses to feed her pussy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted December 10, 2004 Try as I might, and despite the fact that the AYBS scriptwriting was approaching Shakespearian standards, I can only remember one of Mr. Humphries' catchphrases (yes, that one!), so the best I can do is: "I'M C!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted December 10, 2004 Good effort VSB, the only sticking point I can see is that he's A not C according to the beeb. Any other ideas? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted December 10, 2004 Oops! I've been Rumbold! ( ). I blame maryportfuncity's post for misleading me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted December 10, 2004 The best I can manage (which isn't much really) is: "You're all doing very well! Except you Mr. Humphries!" DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted December 11, 2004 He was playing a patient on BBC1's "Doctors" the other day - a favourite show of Mrs C. He came out with the line "I'm an old queen who's about to abdicate." When he used to play Mr Humphries on AYBS he used to maintain that he (Mr Humphries, that is) wasn't necessarily gay. Yeah right ... he's a multi-faceted character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest louise Posted December 31, 2004 remember Johnnman, I thought he was a hillarious guy, but one thing that was making me wonder for ages and ages, is he gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted December 31, 2004 Noooooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 1, 2005 louise Posted on Jan 1 2005, 04:28 AM remember Johnnman, I thought he was a hillarious guy, but one thing that was making me wonder for ages and ages, is he gay? Not sure, but his boyfriend is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AYBS Fan Posted September 16, 2005 Believe it or not HE ISNT GAY. He's been in a relationship with a woman for a long long time. I couldnt believe it when i read that interview. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted September 16, 2005 Well if I remember right, so was Freddie Mercury, and Kenny Everett. They were definitely batting for both sides, as it were. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 16, 2005 From www.johninman.co.uk I've heard a rumour that John has died, can you tell me, is this true? No, John is in excellent health, and is very much looking forward to the future. To see what John has scheduled, why not visit his calendar? However, the calender is suspiciously empty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 16, 2005 Where was Mr Humphry's when this happened? He certainly avoided the perfume counter that day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 16, 2005 Where was Mr Humphry's when this happened? I'll just check his diary...bear with me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 16, 2005 Ah...Resting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpOoK 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Hi all I was having a good kipp the other night and I woke up saying John Inman, my Mrs wasn't to pleased calling me a faG! and all that, I cant understand why I would dream, or even call his name in my sleep . Ive always had wet dreams of girls with big Jugs bouncing up and down o... well any way he only conclusion I can come to, is that I was on your site, before I went to bed and thinking of some one for the list for next year , and fell into a deep sleep and thats when I woke up sticky. so what you you think ? sorry for delay in making posts I had to save up for a new keyboard SpOoK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted November 3, 2005 sorry for delay in making posts I had to save up for a new keyboard SpOoK I'd take it back, the shift lock seems to be a tad faultY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted November 3, 2005 Hi all I was having a good kipp the other night and I woke up saying John Inman, my Mrs wasn't to pleased calling me a faG! and all that, I cant understand why I would dream, or even call his name in my sleep . Ive always had wet dreams of girls with big Jugs bouncing up and down o... well any way he only conclusion I can come to, is that I was on your site, before I went to bed and thinking of some one for the list for next year , and fell into a deep sleep and thats when I woke up sticky. so what you you think ? sorry for delay in making posts I had to save up for a new keyboard SpOoK Hi spOok. This is the daethlist forum. We like to disscuss famous people and try to make accurate predictions about when they will die. Occasionally topics vear off into the validity of Richard O'Sullivan's acting, who's who in the Royal Forums, whether certain members are "over posting", and so on but basically we like to keep it at least tangentially related to celeberity death. Why not join us in our little community. Hell, why not contribute to the Are You Being Served thread ? Enjoy your time here, make friends, become one of us. And please feel free to keep your mentions of dreamland bouncing jugs down to a pragmatic minimum. Well done on getting yourself a keyboard. All the best millwall32 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Primordial 0 Posted November 3, 2005 Hi guys, Millwall32 - you have put together a well presented and well worded argument but I also feel you have far to quickly dismissed the contribution to this website of 'dreamland bouncing jugs'. Ignoring Spooks possible wet dream status for the moment; most women have them ('dreamland bouncing jugs') and they are known to have a profound effect on the elder celebrity. Remember when Anna Nichole Smith married that wheelchair-bound codger aged about 999 (we'll call him Yoda). I'm absolutely sure that Yoda shot straight up the ranking table of most the day it was announced. What killed Yoda? In the court proceedings that followed when asked exactly how she had contributed to Yodas life and what she had done to deserve such a huge settlement Anna Nichole stated in court that whilst Yoda lay dying in hospital she bared her 'dreamland bouncing jugs' and let him play them them .... In my hunble opinion this is not a bad way to spend £30,000,000 on your way to heaven (or wherever) if you can afford it. Especially considering it was back in the days before Anna Nichole turned into a elephant. Whether it acted as a Catalyst towards his demise our experts can only guess. However, dreamland bouncing jugs can smell death, they attach themselves to the dead and dying celebrity. The more dead than dying the better ... My point is .... When a woman with 'dreamland bouncing jugs' dates/marries/gets pregnant by your choosen celebrity its a very good sign and should be noted on this forum ... most experts will probably agree. Rod Stewart is the one exception to every rule (but he's no spring chicken) Surely this website can afford 1-forum where Spook and others can keep an eye out for marauding 'dreamland bouncing jugs' and warn others of their intended and possible impact on DeathList 2005/2006??? A website must expand and evolve ... Just thinking out loud ... Cheers, Prime. PPS> John Inman - Good call PS> Is this an exact science? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted November 5, 2005 Hi guys, Millwall32 - you have put together a well presented and well worded argument but I also feel you have far to quickly dismissed the contribution to this website of 'dreamland bouncing jugs'. Ignoring Spooks possible wet dream status for the moment; most women have them ('dreamland bouncing jugs') and they are known to have a profound effect on the elder celebrity. Remember when Anna Nichole Smith married that wheelchair-bound codger aged about 999 (we'll call him Yoda). I'm absolutely sure that Yoda shot straight up the ranking table of most the day it was announced. What killed Yoda? In the court proceedings that followed when asked exactly how she had contributed to Yodas life and what she had done to deserve such a huge settlement Anna Nichole stated in court that whilst Yoda lay dying in hospital she bared her 'dreamland bouncing jugs' and let him play them them .... In my hunble opinion this is not a bad way to spend £30,000,000 on your way to heaven (or wherever) if you can afford it. Especially considering it was back in the days before Anna Nichole turned into a elephant. Whether it acted as a Catalyst towards his demise our experts can only guess. However, dreamland bouncing jugs can smell death, they attach themselves to the dead and dying celebrity. The more dead than dying the better ... My point is .... When a woman with 'dreamland bouncing jugs' dates/marries/gets pregnant by your choosen celebrity its a very good sign and should be noted on this forum ... most experts will probably agree. Rod Stewart is the one exception to every rule (but he's no spring chicken) Surely this website can afford 1-forum where Spook and others can keep an eye out for marauding 'dreamland bouncing jugs' and warn others of their intended and possible impact on DeathList 2005/2006??? A website must expand and evolve ... Just thinking out loud ... Cheers, Prime. PPS> John Inman - Good call PS> Is this an exact science? Fair Point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 19, 2006 Maybe there could be something happening with Mr Inman as browsing to his site, the following message is visible "John's Site has been temporarily taken offline. Thanks for your interest, please call back in a few days" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted January 19, 2006 Maybe there could be something happening with Mr Inman as browsing to his site, the following message is visible "John's Site has been temporarily taken offline. Thanks for your interest, please call back in a few days" Just happened to be cruising by were you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 19, 2006 was just browsing through the old forum topics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted January 19, 2006 Try this website instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
