Battle Of The Bakers

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,325]

I promise this will be my last poll for a while. Who will regenerate first out of our two titanic time lords?

 

Tom Baker - born 1934, overweight, heavy drinker

 

Colin Baker - born 1943, obese

 

Tom:

 

Colin:

[The Unknown Man 592]

I voted for Tom Baker.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,325]

I voted for Tom Baker.

Time will tell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get my coat.

[The Mad Hatter 1,093]

Tom Baker because he is a fatty fat fat fat

[Phantom 2,550]

Tom Baker because he is a fatty fat fat fat

Looks more to me that Colin ate all the pies.

[time 8,677]

Richard

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,325]

I just learned that Tom Baker is so eccentric he even has his own gravestone ready for himself!

 

 

"Tom: To cut a long story short, I bought a gravestone. I gave the Church a hundred pounds for it, so it was now my gravestone. I used to mow the churchyard and one day I heard, chink chink chink, and bugger me, there was a monumental mason engraving a gravestone for some poor soul. So, I went up to him and said, “Excuse me,” and he went, “Christ! Doctor Who!” He was a big fan of mine. So I said, “Do you want to earn 30 quid?” and he said, “Not ‘arf!”

 

So I said, “Look I bought a stone off these guys here, so would you put my name on it?” So I gave him 30 quid, went off and when I came back he’d put in TOM BAKER in really big letters and “1933 -” He didn’t fill in the second date. I’d have died if he’d have done that! So there it was. Anyway, one day when I was mowing the lawn, months and months later, looking over the wall I saw somebody standing by my gravestone. I thought, “If he’s having a pee on my gravestone, I’ll kill him.” When I looked again, he wasn’t standing by it, he was kneeling by it. So I continued mowing and on my next trip back, he was standing there again. So I said hello. And he said, “I’ve just been putting flowers on your grave.” I thought, this is odd, why doesn’t he see that I’ve got a Honda mower and I’m extremely corporeal? He said, “It’s so sad... I’ve put forget-me-nots down there. Did you like forget-me-nots?” I thought, “Did I?” But I said yes I did and he said, “It’s so sad...” And he started to back way. Not walk away, back away. It was quite a long way down the hill and he was still waving at me and I thought, “Why is he waving at the dead?” But I thought now he knows where I live, he might bother me, but he never did come back."

 

Source: http://www.gamesradar.com/tom-baker-answers-your-questions/

[Dr. Zorders 1,272]

I just learned that Tom Baker is so eccentric he even has his own gravestone ready for himself!

 

 

"Tom: To cut a long story short, I bought a gravestone. I gave the Church a hundred pounds for it, so it was now my gravestone. I used to mow the churchyard and one day I heard, chink chink chink, and bugger me, there was a monumental mason engraving a gravestone for some poor soul. So, I went up to him and said, “Excuse me,” and he went, “Christ! Doctor Who!” He was a big fan of mine. So I said, “Do you want to earn 30 quid?” and he said, “Not ‘arf!”

 

So I said, “Look I bought a stone off these guys here, so would you put my name on it?” So I gave him 30 quid, went off and when I came back he’d put in TOM BAKER in really big letters and “1933 -” He didn’t fill in the second date. I’d have died if he’d have done that! So there it was. Anyway, one day when I was mowing the lawn, months and months later, looking over the wall I saw somebody standing by my gravestone. I thought, “If he’s having a pee on my gravestone, I’ll kill him.” When I looked again, he wasn’t standing by it, he was kneeling by it. So I continued mowing and on my next trip back, he was standing there again. So I said hello. And he said, “I’ve just been putting flowers on your grave.” I thought, this is odd, why doesn’t he see that I’ve got a Honda mower and I’m extremely corporeal? He said, “It’s so sad... I’ve put forget-me-nots down there. Did you like forget-me-nots?” I thought, “Did I?” But I said yes I did and he said, “It’s so sad...” And he started to back way. Not walk away, back away. It was quite a long way down the hill and he was still waving at me and I thought, “Why is he waving at the dead?” But I thought now he knows where I live, he might bother me, but he never did come back."

 

Source: http://www.gamesradar.com/tom-baker-answers-your-questions/

I haven't heard anything so incoherent since that time I saw a William Shatner interview.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

Ah yes.. Shatner, rambles more than this chap it seems...

 

(though he is wearing the same boots for some reason... and my gardening hat. Rucksack looks familiar too...)

 

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

Tom Baker because he is a fatty fat fat fat

Looks more to me that Colin ate all the pies.

 

While Tom ate all the jelly babies.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,325]

 

 

Tom Baker because he is a fatty fat fat fat

Looks more to me that Colin ate all the pies.

While Tom ate all the jelly babies.