Iain Lee

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6 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Let's not dismiss his preposterous claims completely out of hand.Owl attacks DO happen. We're at war with them and we don't even know it...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546035/Maybe-s-hunting-eggs-Giant-eagle-owl-blamed-spate-attacks-bald-men-left-shocked-startled.html

 

Excellent article. Glad the Maily Dail are here to raise awareness of these horrifying atrocities happening across the nation.

 

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44 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

 

Excellent article. Glad the Maily Dail are here to raise awareness of these horrifying atrocities happening across the nation.

 

It doesn't help that the area enclosed by the goatee looks uncannily like the cloaca of a female eagle owl. He's bloody lucky he didn't get a mouthful of owl jizz into the bargain

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4 minutes ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

...the area enclosed by the goatee looks uncannily like the cloaca of a female eagle owl. 

 

That's a top class insult there! Sounds like he's being bullied by Stephen Fry

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Admits he was nonced as a kid, comes out as bisexual.

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"The I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! star"

 

That description says it all.