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Man lucky to be alive after cow attack. Couple hospitalised after cow stampede, Woman trampled to death by cows. All of these stories are from last month. Surely it can only be a matter of time before a famous celebrity meets this fate? Who do you think it will be? My money is on Christopher Timothy, who unwisely comes out of retirement to do a special Christmas Edition of "All Creatures Great and Small", only to be crushed to death whilst filming a calf delivery scene. Please use this thread to record stampedes, tramplings. gorings and other mishaps involving cows.