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Achelous last won the day on September 5 2018

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About Achelous

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    Bovine Matters

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  1. Achelous

    Bovine Attacks

    Twelve people have been killed in India after a bus collided with a buffalo and careered off a bridge.
  2. Achelous

    Bovine Attacks

    If you could read properly, you would quickly realise that this is not what I am arguing. Please keep your moronic, puerile and infantile posts off this thread. Many thanks.
  3. Achelous

    Bovine Attacks

    Cows are statistically more deadly to walkers than cyclists are to pedestrians, reveals the totally unbiased Cycling Weekly. Seventy four deaths caused by cows in the UK in five years and not one of them a celebrity. At least we have this thread ready and waiting when it happens, which it surely will.
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Chinese tourist Chang Ming Chuang, 66, bitten and killed by an unobliging hippopotamus he was trying to photograph, at Lake Naivasha, Kenya. The Kenyan Star reports that this is the sixth hippo related fatality in the area this year.
  5. Achelous

    Bovine Attacks

    One eyed matador Juan Jose Padilla has survived his latest attack by a bull, although he did need his scalp stitching back on to his head afterwards.
  6. Achelous

    Chirac's couple

    Great thread. (I'm just posting this because I can)
  7. That's right. And this mod is watching, if not moderating. Or posting. Actually, I'm not sure what point I'm trying to make here, so may have to warn myself for going off topic. @Boudicca, don't we make a great team?
  8. Achelous

    Jim Bowen

    Jim Bowen dead, according to BBC news...
  9. Achelous

    Bovine Attacks

    Queen of the South's reserve goalkeeper injured by runaway cow.
  10. Achelous

    Animal Antics

    Escaped Polish cow found living with a herd of bison.
  11. Achelous

    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    I've been a member of this site for many years. I've been promoted due to being extremely well connected, but rest assured I'm as easy going as the other mods and admin. Otherwise I would have picked you up on your unnecessarily vulgar language. As long as the Bovine Attacks thread is treated with respect, I doubt my elevation will make much difference in the grand scheme of things. Achelous
  12. Achelous

    Aar123 Dead Pool

    Thread banished to sink slowly into obscurity.
  13. Achelous

    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Strange times indeed.
  14. Achelous

    Arrogant Academics

    A retired Oxford University professor, as yet unnamed, is reported to have been killed by a pack of wild dogs in Greece.
  15. Achelous

    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Staffordshire Bull Terrier eats crack cocaine and heroin, before maiming his owner to death in presence of BBC film crew making documentary on drug addiction.

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