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    China releases the name of its first corona virus victim. Ah Chu.
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    Front page is up Yep, we know about the various anomalies in the text that can be fixed in a quiet week in March. The team descriptions will be updated, the names all standardised (though those with a capital surname were last picked in 2017!), and so on. Oh and if it says on the List of Teams your email doesn't work, ignore that... Obviously the LOTL and LOTM pages revert to 2019 because there isn't officially any yet. (Well, there are for the Missed but let's let Reptile sleep for a bit...) All up to date bar Samantha Last who will be in the next update. All thats left for now is to thank Grim for all the data processing over the Christmas holidays, Spade Cooley for hanging around and Agony Uncle-ing every single issue possible, and the man Reptile who sat for 4 days and worked through every single bug and fixed them. Legends, all of them.
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    INVERSE DEAD POOL 2020 Another new year arrives, and with that comes another round of reckoning the lingering prowess of the DDP's most popular selections. Of the 16 expiries throughout 2019, drol only selected 3 and notched his second win in the process. Rules From the list of the 50 most popular DDP picks of 2020, pick a team of 25 names who you think will survive the year. Rank your list in order of least likely to die to most likely to die. Post your team in this thread. If someone dies and they are listed on your team, then you will receive points according to their position. If your #1 pick dies you'll receive 25 points, whilst if your #25 pick dies you'll receive 1 point. If someone dies and they are not on your list, then you receive no points. In case one of the names available for entry dies before the submission deadline, you are allowed to have one sub. The sub can be anyone from the top 50 or the 51st most popular name, who will be revealed alongside the top 50. The 51st name can not be part of the original 25 if no one dies. In the case of one of your original team dying pre-deadline, the sub goes into 25th place by default, but if the sub was previously the 51st, you are allowed to change the position of the new pick. If the above scenario happens, you are also allowed to name a new sub and I will reveal the 52nd most popular name. Whoever has the lowest score at the end of the year is the winner. If two or more teams are tied at the end of the year, the tie will first be decided by who has less hits. If they have an equal amount of hits, then whoever among the teams died latest in the year, and thus came closest to being a correct prediction, will decide the winner. If said name was on multiple teams in the tie, whoever had said name lowest will win. If multiple teams had said name in the same position, the second most recently-deceased name will be referred to, and so on, until a winner is found. If, by some alignment of the stars, the tie is of either no hits or of all of the exact same hits in the exact same positions, all teams in the tie share victory. Credit to Toast for inadvertently coming up with a peach of a topic description, and of course, credit to Spade for creating this wonderful game. Credit to Dead Cow for his job as previous host, laying the framework for the Inverse Dead Pool's OP, and the idea for a "dies during entry period" rule. Credit to machotrouts for the suggestion of the latest hits factoring into tiebreakers. Previous Winners 2019 - drol 2018 - machotrouts 2017 - drol 2016 - Pedro67 2015 - Death Impends 2014 - Bibliogryphon 2013 - N/A 2012 - Esturian Float 2011 - Garn2 Top 50 George Alagiah John Andretti Frankie Banali Bob Barker Susan Bayh Pope Benedict XVI June Brown Jimmy Carter Billy Connolly Olivia de Havilland Bob Dole Chris Doleman Kirk Douglas Queen Elizabeth II Paul Gascoigne Jill Gascoine Greg Gilbert Ruth Bader Ginsburg Mikhail Gorbachev Jimmy Greaves David Gulpilil Rolf Harris Terry Jones Lee Kerslake Henry Kissinger Angela Lansbury John Lewis Vera Lynn Stirling Moss Olivia Newton-John Linda Nolan Genesis P-Orridge Prince Philip Leslie Phillips Little Richard Michael Robinson Yoo Sang-Chul Prunella Scales Tom Smith Pat Smullen Leon Spinks Nobby Stiles Alex Trebek Jean-Louis Trintignant Bill Turnbull Dick Van Dyke Gianluca Vialli Doddie Weir Betty White Barbara Windsor #51 Sam Lloyd
  4. 17 points
    So, just been sent my results of covid 19 screening, no need to self isolate, don't understand why boss wants to see me.
  5. 17 points
    Come on, is this ‘Bring your parents to DeathList day’? Cunts.
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    Hello all, long time since my last post. I am working from home which requires me getting out of bed and moving to my sofa for the day in front of a laptop, in between essential work I get to have fab irreverent group video chats with my colleagues every day which often descend into the normal innuendo chats we would have in the office. My boss described them last week as 'mental health therapy' and they really are, laughter is often the best medicine. I have been at home now since March 12th - yes we worked out early that staying at home was the best idea, sometime before Boris did. Boredom is still a factor and when not working I can be seen stalking the dog that lives across the road from my windows - I lost my own dog in December to heart failure- and playing computer games. Steam and Big Fish Games have been my solace these days. Stay safe folks and now I have finally found out how to log in here again I may well be around a bit more :-)
  7. 15 points
    I am not the Duke of Edinburgh. Please desist from spreading unfounded rumours.
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    Ok, for newcomers and nostalgists, I present The Deathlist Cup... the story so far. Deathlist Cup 2017 Round 1 1. Young Willz 0-4 Captain Chorizo 2. Maryportfuncity 2-8 Morbid Kid Maryportfuncity wins by DQ. 3. Grim Up North 8-4 Joey Russ 4. Deathray 2-8 Heef 5. Chopped Liver 2-9 Garn 6. Shaun of the Dead 2-4 RadGuy 7. Charon 2-9 The Dead Cow 8. Switch 4-2 Rockhopperpenguin 9. Pedro67 7-2 Jiroemon Kimura 10. msc 4-7 gcreptile This Round was surprisingly controversial. Toast had avoided the Cup, predicting a whole host of nasty FFBI picks and proved to be 100% accurate with coma victims and other non-entities gaining points (Norma Cook – who?), and creating the FFBI Ban now in place. Chopped Liver predicted success, got gubbed, and flounced off the forum. The Kid got banned off the forum for a month at an inappropriate time (3 days before Round 2) and was unable to get a team in in time, leaving Maryport to sneak into Round 2. Elsewhere Joey and Grim trade insults for a month before that game was decided on the death of Sir Gerald Kaufman late on, whilst Willz’s sterling defence against the 2016 DDP runnersup was ended by the death of actress Sara Coward. There was a bit of a to do when The Dead Cow’s pick, da Silva, was brain dead, but she was dead dead soon enough. Forum newcomer Heef showed promise. The first hit in Cup history was confirmed at 1.40am on the 1st February 2017 – Bernie Portenski – and provided point for Reptile and Heef. Yer host did level later that day with the demise of Desmond Carrington, but was soon outgunned by one of the forums better researchers and his pick of Trinidadian historian Angelo Bissessarsingh. Yes, that explains that running reference… Oh, and DDT had mutant sheep to deal with, thus instantly being a far more interesting character than some of the actual hits… Round 2 1. RadGuy 1-0 Bibliogryphon 2. The Dead Cow 8-9 Death Impends 3. Heef 4-3 Garn 4. Maryportfuncity 0-3 Spade Cooley 5. Captain Chorizo 1-1 Grim Up North, Grim Up North won on penalties 6. Switch 0-2 DDT 7. Deadsox 0-0 Pedro67, Deadsox won on penalties 8. Roverandout 2-8 gcreptile Biblio was later to say losing to a FFBI pick was like Rad diving for a penalty! Lisa Magill, for the record. DDT and Spade were, perhaps unfairly, expected to cruise through, but both did just enough and no more, both advancing through the death of Tania Dalton. Deadsox and Pedro deadlocked, with Deadsox advancing on penalties, with no sign of what was to come. Rover bounced into Round 2 on a BYE and swiftly bounced back out again by Reptile (who went ahead less than 30 minutes into the month!). Also, Heef contained to show promise by easing out well respected DDP regular Garn (that’s top 20 regular Poochie…), another match Dalton proved crucial in deciding. The headlines came from a hard fought clash between forum assassin Death Impends, and young up and comer Dead Cow. “Hoping to avoid a massacre” said the Cow pre-game, and he did, only to lose in heartbreaking circumstances. Both scored early with Tania Dalton (2-2), journalist May Johnson (4-4) and Cardinal Vlk (6-6). Then, on the 26th March, comic book artist Oliver Nome died, and Cow took the lead 8-6. He missed the unique point as Reptile (miles ahead and looking forward to a Quarterfinal with the winner of this tie) also had him.That proved crucial as football coach Ken Sparks died on the 29th and that unique point was the difference between the two, with DI winning 9-8. Quarterfinals 1. DDT 3-1 RadGuy 2. gcreptile 2-16 Death Impends 3. Spade Cooley 2-4 Deadsox 4. Grim Up North 6-6 Heef, Heef advances on "away goals". Heef took out another victim, Grim, in a high scoring game, with horse racing Tony Kaye providing the crucial assist. Rad momentarily had the shock on with a FFBI pick, before DDT won with Bishop Perham. DDT v Spade came up as a provisional Semifinal, but deadsox had other ideas. Spade took the lead with SF academic Michael Levy, before deadsox levelled with Emma Morano, before winning with Sasha Lakovic. Elsewhere, the only shock in DI v Reptile was how one sided it was, with DI gaining hits off a spree killer, academic Levy, John Vennari, Tom Modrak, Barry Marshall-Everitt, Lucky Ackhand and a priest. Semifinals 1. DDT 0-2 Deadsox 2. Death Impends 11-8 Heef Deadsox followed up his Spade shocker, by beating deadpoolings own GOAT, via a FFBI pick. Meanwhile, it was the end of the road for Heef in another exciting tie. Bishop Niederauer gave DI a 3-0 lead, before Vicki Letele made it 3-3. (Originally 3-2, but Heef made a compelling case with evidence for her not being a FFB case.) Then Earl Sinks died to make it 6-3 DI, before Dina Merrill made it 6-6 again. All this time we were awaiting a LOTL obit, but Earl Hagman’s death made it crucially 9-6 DI, with Kiwi Heef beaten by a New Zealand pick! Noriega provided points for both teams late in the month. Final 1. Deadsox 5-2 Death Impends Deadsox had been tough opposition, and this looked set to come down to 1 pick. And it did, only it was Julia Perez, whom Deadsox had. And so, Deadsox won the 1st DL Cup, beating Spade, DDT and DI in consecutive rounds to do so. 2018 Deathlist Cup Round One 1. Charon vs Maryportfuncity 6-0 2. Pedro vs The Dead Cow 3-13 3. Young Willz vs The Engineer 0-0 *Willz won 3-2 on pens 4. Grim Up North vs Yorkshire Banker 6-3 5. Msc vs Wormfarmer 3-0 6. Spade Cooley vs Roverandout 3-9 7. Joey Russ vs Garn 7-0 8. Bibliogryphon vs Phantom of the Midway (AKA Rad Guy) 0-6 9. Sean vs Fixed Business 9-0 10. Gcreptile vs John Key 7-3 11. Deathray vs Sir Creep 0-3 12. Captain Chorizo vs Book 3-3 The first DL Cup hit of 2018 was rapper Mowzey Radio with Joey scoring early and easing comfortably past Garn. Johnnie Lindsay was enough for Reptile. Barys Kits death put Yorkshire Banker and Pedro into somewhat shock leads, before Grim and Cow pulled back. Liam Miller produced leads for charon and Rad. Author Bill Crider’s death was the diference between Wormfarmer and yours truly, and also produced the age difference decider for Chorizo. Spade took the lead with Prince Henrik, only for Morgan Tsvangirai to nod in the instant equaliser, and Catherine Nevin gave Rover the lead, before Billy Graham sealed the deal on the biggest Cup shock to date. That also took Sir Creep into the 2nd Round. Willz won a best of 5 coin toss. Round 2 Death Impends vs Heef 9-10 Gcreptile vs Sir Creep 6-14 Joey Russ vs Grim Up North 6-6 Phantom of the Midway vs The Dead Cow 10-13 Sean vs Charon 0-0 Roverandout vs DDT 0-6 Captain Chorizo vs Young Willz 0-4 msc vs Deadsox 6-7 Marieke Vervoort was on every single fucking team. And lived. Vanessa Lafaye died too early, and that, and dropping Bernie De Koven provided killer blows for myself. I was facing the holder, however, who scored with Carlo Ripa di Meana. Rover’s chances of a second upset came to nowt via author Emma Hannigan, whereas Willz told everyone he stood no chance against Chorizo, only for Ken Dodd to have his say. Joey and Grim proved difficult to separate again. Sir Creep d. Reptile. Sir Creep went 4-0 up early on. Both had Emma Hannigan (7-3). Sir Creep then sealed the deal with his own personal hero Tom Benson. DI and Heef both had Goodwin (3-3), and Emma Hannigan (6-6). A man called Ed wound up being recinded from DI’s tally and Warren Grant died, so we had a disallowed goal and then Heef went 10-6 up. Rad and Cow both had Goodwin (3-3), and Emma Hannigan (6-6), before football coach Shaun Bailey produced the killer blow for Dead Cow. Well, until Tony Kleese levelled it (10-10), before Bishop Lafoya DID seal it for the Cow. Controversy everywhere. Multiple picks died in February, QOs were questioned, and the host quit… only to do a Roz Doyle and return and pretend nothing had happened. “Tripping off his tits” said one Highlander, probably close to the mark… Quarterfinal 1. The Dead Cow vs Sean 9-0 2. Heef vs DDT 6-9 3. Deadsox (reigning champ) vs YWillz 9-3 4. Sir Creep vs Joey Russ 9-3 Cow took an early lead via Ray Wilkins and never looked back. Willz run ended against the holders, deadsox advancing on Ernie Thacker and, both having Mitzi Shore. Meanwhile Sir Creep continued to impress, easing past Joey. Joey took the lead with Wilkins, before Sir Creep levelled with Ernie Thacker, and took the lead with Bishop Foley. Heef put up a good challenge against DDT, coming up short. Both had Wilkins and Fergie McCormack, but DDT had Foley and Heef didn’t. Nabi Tajima sealed the deal against Willz and Joey. Semis Dead Cow v Sir Creep 4-7 DDT v Deadsox 7-0 Larry Hunter’s early death put Cow into a 4-0 lead. Once again Sir Creep suffered to a late breaking health issue he missed on one of his 40 hour rig jobs. David Goodall brought it back to 4-3, before the great Ted Dabney died late on, sending Sir Creep into the final at his first attempt. Elsewhere, Morgan Job and David Goodall meant that deadsox’s reign was ended by the great deadpooler DDT. 3rd place Dead Cow v Deadsox 7-3 Jon Hiseman proved crucial. Both sides had Matt Cappotelli. Final DDT v Sir Creep 11-3 It was the old guard vs the new. Ignore for narrative purposes that Sir Creep is actually older than DDT. Ralph Santolla provided DDT with the 4-0 lead, and Fu Da Ren made it the quick 8-0. “You live by assisted suicide you die by assisted suicide” said the wise Sir. Both teams had Cappotelli, and that was that. Sir Creep did well, but found the old master too tough in the final. DDT won the 2018 Cup! 2019 Deathlist Cup With 47 teams in, the largest Cup to date. Round 1 1. JoeMoneyPenny 3-3 Pedro (Joe wins on penalties, Pedro advances on DQ) 2. Nantonian 2013 0-3 Maryportfuncity 3. Gooseberry Crumble 0-3 John Key 4. Spade Cooley 16-0 Squonk 5. Markb4 0-10 Dr T 6. Banana 12-3 Great Uncle Bulgaria 7. Yorkshire Banker 9-9 Skinny Kiltrunner (Banker won on penalties) 8. Alt Obits Guy 13-0 Time 9. Clorox 16-3 Fixed Business 10. Mad Hatter 9-0 Exu 11. Master Tech 0-0 Bibliogryphon (Biblio won on penalties) 12. The Unknown Man 0-3 Boudicca 13. Torva Messor 10-3 Old Crem 14. The Quim Reaper 6-3 Buffalo Phil 15. Wormfarmer 6-7 Old Lady The round started in controversy as Dr T’s team got lost and he was DQ’d. A stewards enquiry, and the fair play of his opponent, got the 2018 DDP winner back into the tournament, and he swiftly thumped poor old Mark. Andew McGahan was the first Cup hit of 2019, but nearly everyone had him. This did prove to be the game winners for Maryport and John Key right off the bat, however. Early joker hits for Torva and Dr T meant they were never looking back. Torva’s unique on John Cocks (sN-word) just extended (guffaw) her lead. “Awesome tactical masterclass” was how forum vet MPFC called Torva’s victory. Banana took the lead with Democratic Nebraskan Party chair Anne Boyle, and with each successive pick new host Joey Russ’s face got paler and paler at a 2nd round fight. Spade Cooley got hits off Boyle, Frank Robinson, Paul Cain and Walter Jones., and his 16-0 victory not only produced the term “squonking” for Deadpool massacres, but chased the new guy off the forum! Skinny Kiltrunner was heavily fancied but shared McGahan and jokers on Walter Jones, so it went to penalties and the Yorkshire Banker won. Unknown Man v Boudicca was a tense battle of Cup newbies settled on Walter Jones’s death. Clorox already looked a newcomer to beat and a unique on Rocky Lockridge gave him an unassailable lead on Fixed Business. Time said he’d join in as long as he didn’t have to put in teams every month, and Allen made quick promise on that, Emily Levine being a key decider for his promising team. Another Cup newcomer, TQR broke a tight deadlock with Buffalo Phil on the sad death of lefty Welsh legend Paul Flynn. Wormfarmer fancied his chances with McGahan and Walter Jones, 6-0 lead with half the month gone. Nobody had ever recovered from a 6 point deficit. The Old Lady got a unique hit with old commie Li Rui. 6-4. Then Peter Tork went and died, and my mum was sad. But Wormfarmer was even sadder, as Old Lady completed the stunning comeback to win a spot in Round 2! Round 2 1. RadGuy 9-0 Yorkshire Banker 2. Chorizo 12-9 Grim up North 3. Clorox 9-6 Alt Obits Guy 4. Maryportfuncity 3-6 The Quim Reaper 5. DDT 15-15 Death Impends 6. The Dead Cow 3-3 Deadsox 7. Charon 3-0 Engineer 8. Deathray 3-6 Mad Hatter 9. Gcreptile 19-12 msc 10. Joey Russ 15-22 Banana 11. Sir Creep 7-15 Spade Cooley 12. Torva Messor 15-3 Dr T 13. Bibliogryphon 0-6 Book 14. John Key 4-3 Heef 15. Young willz 0-3 Pedro 16. The Old Lady 0-0 Boudicca (Boudicca won on penalties) Round 2 saw many top contenders facing off and a lot of bruised egos and big scorelines. It also saw The Old Lady and Boudicca take a wee nap in the corner for the entire month, before Boudicca won the coin toss late in the month. TQR announced he was definitely going to lose his tie, and MPFC did take the leader with Eusebio Pedroza, but hits with Berne Torme and Billy Clayton suggested otherwise. The boxer also settled The Mad Hatter’s win. Manohar Paririkar was also the killer blow for Engineer. John Key went 3-0 down on the same day to much fancied former Semifinalists Heef, but a unique hit with Bishop Quinn saw the biggest shock of the round . There was to be no repeat of the Young Willz heroics as Pedro won on Edmund Capon’s demise. Spade opened up an early 8-0 lead on Sir Creep with aide of Joe Scarborough’s charity CEO mum. Torva went to town on Dr T with Manohar Parrikar the pick of a thumping, and msc thought he was doing well until Reptile’s unique hit with local singer Caroline Isachsen. And when Barbara Hammer got points, I was, to quote Biblio, MSC Hammer-ed. Or as I put it after my second Cup thumping in 2 years to my now DDP co-host, he’s fine deadpooler and deserves this success…damn him. All eyes were on Joey v Banana. They shared Pedroza points, and Banana took a narrow lead (via joker points) on equally shared Rob Restuccia, but it was Luke Perry’s death which opened up a chasm in the tie. Joey did well to come back to a highly respectable points tally, but the 7 points gap turned out crucial. DDT and DI went to war in the Admin battle and Barbara Hammer provided joker points for DDT to make it level. It came down to a late lead for DDT with Parrikar, but DI’s smart pick of singer Billy Clayton meant he equalised and had the lowest age marginal, so advanced by the slimmest possible margin. Clorox did an Old Lady falling 0-6 behind to Allen (Parrikar and Hammer), before Capon and Torme equalised, and then Clayton sealed the comeback. Allen had to make do with another Alt Obits victory… Round 3 1. The Mad Hatter 0-0 Boudicca (Boudicca won on penalties) 2. Rad 12-13 Banana 3. John Key 0-21 Death Impends 4. The Quim Reaper 3-0 Book 5. Gcreptile 9-0 Pedro 6. Chorizo 3-3 Torva Messor (Chorizo won on penalties) 7. Bibliogryphon 0-21 Spade Cooley 8. Deadsox 0-16 Clorox Thanks to unfortunate events, Bibliogryphon won a lucky loser spot. Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing. After another loss, he won the toss for lucky loser for Round 4 too, but that wasn’t needed. Although, unlucky loser perhaps, as he had to face Spade Cooley who was in no charitable frame of mind. Rabbi Yisroel had Spade 8-0 up in hours of the month starting, John Key had pulled off a huge upset, but DI was in no mood for cup shocks, going 11-0 up early with Vonda McIntyre and Mahendran. By April 2nd we already seemed to have a quarterfinal set. Clorox had the lead early from Mahendran’s death, but the manner of victory over the 2017 Cup winner was astounding, with Ly Tung another hit, followed by Paul Severs unique. The director also gave an early lead to Banana in a highly closely fought tie with Rad Guy. Both had Bill Heine. Rad had Ly Tong to go 9-6 up. Banana had Keith Cass, a unique hit, and that was the crucial difference. Bill Heine also settled the Reptile/Pedro tie via way of being Reptiles joker. “I am totally losing this tie, arse burgers!” said TQR, before beating Book with a Bill Heine pick. Meanwhile Boudicca and The Mad Hatter had a wee sleep in the corner, with Boudicca winning on the coin toss. This meant she beat Willz’s record for longest cleansheet in cup history, 90 days by end of April. Quarterfinals 1. The Quim Reaper 9-12 Boudicca 2. Spade Cooley 17-13 Death Impends 3. Reptile 6-21 Banana 4. Clorox 19-9 Chorizo Death Impends vs Spade Cooley, the most anticipated battle since Mayweather v Pacquiao, said TQR! He also said “I am totally going to lose this tie, arse burgers!” and this time he was right, as Boudicca woke up after a nice 2 month nap. Both had musician John Starling, ending Bou’s new cleansheet record at 92 days. But it was Subir Nandi who ended TQR’s long run, and kept unfancied (in the Cup, Sir Creep!) Bou in it to win it another day. Clorox scored early with Bill Fleischman and Rachel Held Evans. Anyhow, DI v Spade. Spade went up early with GRT racing CEO Joe Garrison 8-0. Points for Spade on Subir Nandi, before shared points on Jean Vanier and Cecila Huerta. Sprent Dabwido produced a minor comeback, but this one was over. Although Milton Born with a Tooth narrowed the gap. Reptile’s usual thing of folk raising their game to play him saw him out via Held Evans, Nandi and joker Vanier. Semifinals 1. Spade Cooley 13-12 Banana 2. Boudicca 17-9 Clorox Everyone scored hours in with Yudhonoyo, with Banana and Boudicca taking joker points to lead 6-3 each. Boudicca then took a surprising 7 point lead with Brian Doherty of Big Wreck. Spade then took the lead on Banana with David Powlison to go 7-6 up. Everyone got 3 points for Bushwhacker Bill. Boudicca’s unique hit with footballer Steve Essex finished off a stunning victory. Cypriot President Demetris Christofias was points for everyone except Bou, so Powlison turned out crucial for Spade, for whom Banana had given the biggest test to date. Final 1. Spade Cooley 19-11 Boudicca Once more the final produced an unfancied team against a forum heavyweight, but this time there was no Deadsox style shock on the cards. A unique Jared Lorenzo put Spade 4-0 up, before Sutopo Nugroho made it 8-0, then Sam Bass made it 12-0. Ershad made it 4-12, and Inspector Montalbano creator Andrea Camilleri made it 8-12, but Cardinal Ortega made it 8-16 and despite Kevin Roster producing three points a piece, the tie was dead. Hall of Fame 2017 - Deadsox 2018 - DDT 2019 - Spade Cooley The "Heef Award" Winner for Best Newcomer 2017 - Heef 2018 - Sir Creep 2019 - Boudicca The "Sqounk Award for Worst Squonking" 2017 - Reptile (14) 2018 - Pedro (10) 2019 - John Key/Bibliogryphon (21) - yes Squonk never even won his own award... Highest Scoring Match Joey Russ v Banana 2019, 37 points shared Top Scorers (to date) 1. Spade 109 2. DI 96 3. Banana 80 4. Clorox 69 5. Dead Cow 66 6. Reptile 64 7. DDT 53 8. Heef 45 9. Rad 43 10. Sir Creep 43 11. Boudicca 43 12. Grim 36 So in 2020… Cup upsets, but from who? Joey v Grim part 3? msc v Reptile part 3? (Please god no!) Do DDT and Spade finally meet? Who will be the Boudicca of 2019? Or indeed the Squonk? This and more in the coming months!
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    I'm not surprised, stupid place to stand.
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    Alright fellows, the first version of the 2020 site is up, scoreboard here: http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2020/scores.html At the bottom are the links to other relevant pages. The links on the homepage still link to the 2019 standings, it will be worked on shortly. By the way, yes, we know some birthdays are wrongly set at 1905. It's an excel/access issue... Also the spelling system is not streamlined. As a new committee, we focused on getting the process done for the first time on our own as quickly as possible..... substance first, the style will come! Expect some major improvements over the weekend, and check out your teams and the competition in the meantime! Edit: Current hits are processed, except for Samantha Last (yes, the birthday will be changed). Second Edit: Ah yes, the months in the "hits so far" page are in german. I think I need to get a language pack there.
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    Alright guys. I've noticed that nobody has appeared to continue the cup for action in 2020. I couldn't let this behemoth of a dead pool die by the wayside, so I've decided to step up to the plate and host the Deathlist Cup in 2020. I do plan to be an interim host, and hopefully we can find someone willing to host this long term starting in 2021, but for now, the cup is safe for another year. See you around after the new year...
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    First check that the cat is fine, then think about me and do two fantastic things: reading and drinking
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    Lol, yes indeed they are. Get yourself informed.
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    In related news, COVID-19 has announced it also plans to self-isolate, after possibly being exposed to Ted Cruz.
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    Greetings. Long time lurker from Ireland decided to finally take the plunge
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    17-year-old on your Derby Dead Pool team? Disgusting. Depraved. Consider psychiatric help you fucking freak. Absolutely no place for that kind of sick fucking shit here. 18-year-old on your Derby Dead Pool team? MAXIMUM POINTS, BABY! YEAH! WORTH FOUR SUPERCENTENARIANS! SNATCH THOSE 12 POINTS OUT OF THAT DEAD TEEN ASS! CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THESE HOT YOUNG TUMOURS! ALL GROWN UP!
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    DDP latest (in terms of being open and try and stop the annual "whens the update? Its 3rd January already!" moaners): Grim has been going through all the new celebrities added in 2020. There was 300 on the database from the pre-Christmas period, and another 620 to process of which 154 were dealt with today. This includes checking to see if they are actually alive first - more difficult than it looks for some of the obscure sods chosen! Once added to the big excel thing, me and Reptile have been going through that and actually adding the information to each name. Gender, DOB, are they alive, descriptions, etc, that sort of thing. Again, some folk (Jim Steinman) are easier to cover than others (some random Princess of no place, Europe...). Work is moving steadily onwards.
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    Thanks to Spade for his exceptional running of the game in the last couple of years and thanks to everyone else who has contributed in the 5 years or so that I have been participating. I have decided not to field a team in next year's DDP and to stop (or at least dramatically reduce) my interest in deathlisting for the forseeable future. I have had a couple of great sadnesses in my life in the last couple of weeks. Firstly my dog died after an operation. The short story was that he had an operation for a liver problem which went well initially but after about a day he developed serious complications from which he could not recover. I am absolutely heartbroken. He was only 17 months old and he was my best friend. A few days later my uncle committed suicide. He had some very very serious health problems in 2017 and was in hospital for some months. At a few points he wasn't expected to live but he pulled through and then lived with my wife and I for about 6 months afterwards. He had become low dealing with the after-effects of his illness and trying to cope with financial and residential insecurity at the age of 64. After these events I have no interest in taking even the smallest amount of joy, pride, or satisfaction out of anyone's death. I don't feel like spending the last few hours of 2019 trawling the internet to see who might not see out 2020. I want to spend that time watching cricket, playing bridge and training my new puppy. I still understand the interest in deathlisting and I certainly do not want to diminish anyone else's enjoyment of the game, I just know that it is not for me at the moment. Good luck to everyone in the various deadpools. I will probably check back in time to time-I'll certainly be interested to see who makes the 2020 list and I'll pop back in to congratulate 2019's very worthy DDP champion. Thanks to everyone who has helped me enjoy the site and especially to those who spend their spare time to make it all possible. Kindest Regards Dr T
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    Well I'm pleased to say that I feel a lot better than I did a couple of days ago, so if I had corona it seems I've survived it .But since I wasn't able to get a test it could have just been a common cold so I guess I have to stay indoors just in case !
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    Well, this comes as surprise to me! When Charles dies, I shall be queen...again!!!
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    Oh, wow... I'd intended to - at least temporarily - quit the forum (lot of stuff going on in my personal life, deadpooling a big distraction) after my previous post 2 weeks ago. But then this morning something told me to log back on one last time and at first I thought "wow, my spidey senses wanted me to know that Deathray reacted assholishly to my tattoo? greeeat LOL" until I realized I was also a hair away from winning the Deathrace! Now, back from classes, check Twitter to see Andretti's died... fuck sake I really won it a second time in a row?
  23. 11 points
    OK, as we are already aware of one persons DDP team disappearing off the face of the Earth and are trying to fix it, below is a list of every team on the database for the 2020 DDP. Can you have a look please, and let us know if your team is missing? It's basically speak now or forever hold your grumpiness... Our Top Story Tonight Leftovers Political Correctness Gone Mad 20 Yutes Yvonne and Gone God, you're annoying YES, I got the Nobel – but NO, I do not care for the climate Surviving the Holocaust does not make immortal! Yvonne's Gone Too A Model Corpse Peanut Farmer & The Gang EtushIsPushingUpDaisies Death Is Intellectual Sports Yay Sports Yvan Eht Nioj Give Us a Y (Chromosome) Gone in the land Down Under Monty Python's Dying Circus ARTHUR'S THEME Trans Girls Hit Squad's Hit List Exu's Exiteers Dey Do Die Don't Dey Doh Spookygal Color Me Abbad The Last Waltz Die Laughing This Knee Ain't What It Used To Be Amazonian Warrior Crypts Suzette Trebek’s Final Jeopardy Season? Next Year Greta Keeling over So It's Come to This: A Pan Breed C-team Judge, Jury, and Jimmycutioner Setting of the Age of Aquarius The House of Extravaganza The National Union of Coffin Polishers Guest 50+ And They All Died Happily Ever After Glasgow Effect Crypt O'Crayolas Sad News FC Tom's Chainsaw Massacre Knocking on Heavens Door Joe pesci's team Apollogies for Still Living Statik Charge Miscreants LL's Pool Jajem They Just Keep Dye-ing! Vicky's heres hoping 20 4 2020 Brown Breads Swimming in the Death Pool All about the Men They is nothing like a dame (and the Women who gives them it) Not going in a Black Cab The Spanners Simply Simon Weird with a Beard Puzlman's Puzzling Picks Haben die Spaten Dying Donkeys Grey Gardens The Retched pong of Brit sit-com Baby Kissers Taking a Big Sleep People who could die 2020 ARSE-IN-HOLE I close my eyes, draw back the curtains Deadpool Surprise the gorge of eternal peril The 6 feet under club The X_X Factor Hydrangea Pop goes the Wurzels Psycho Muppet Bruce Forsyth's Rug Sale at Carpet Rite A Trophy For Atrophy McCririck's Last Hurdle You Had My Curiosity, Now You Have To Die For My Attention Now That's What I Call Emeli Sande's In Memoriam Soylent Green Is You 12 Lords a-leaving, 8 Ladies dying 1982 was the best year for pop #1 Hits It's Grim Up North 2021? – No thank you! I’ll leave before 2020 Exit Draft 20 Crooners Croakin' 20 to 1: Music for the soul 5 Feet and 1 to Go Aardvark's Bupa Listing Abracadaver Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead All Death Is Consolation ALLITERATIVELY ALIVE NO MORE All Part Of The Show... Right? ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERNS FRONT All these moments will be lost Alternative Observations Amanita virosa American As Apple Pie ...and Its Goodnight From Him And they all died Angela of Death A Pelican In The Wilderness Apricot Crumble Are You Still Dying, Darling? Awarded Oscarites BALDY FOREVER BANGELS Belmont-Cragin Reaper Bennington & Speight's Aerial Silk Workshop Beyond a Little Peaky Bibliogryphon's Bookworm Food Black Penguins of Doom Bladerunner Bleaching the Bottom of the Barrel BLIMEY! Blueberry Crumble Boddies... Manchester's Finest Boom, Boom, Out go the lights Worm Fodder Breathless In Seattle BROWN BANANAS BXBOY422 By Royal Ascent Cancel My Appointments Cancerous Hatred Cancerous Hatred B Aye, they're off the fags alright Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Them Carkers Convention 2020 Captain Hemlock's Twenty Cashier Number 90 Please! CENTAURIANS Charon's Crew Chelski Pensioners C. A. Daver Circling the Drain CLOG POPPERS Coffin Fit The Love Boat Find Me A Hole To Bury My Stiff Comedy Cremations Complications from a fall Compost Corner Corpse, Like The Marines, Except Spelt Differently Crofty's Coffin Crew Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet Gotham Knight Darling Did You Forget To Take A Breath? Dave's Dead, Aye Dead Drunk Day in the Death DDP Tofoa DDP Tofoa Former Picks in the Elderly Nursing Home Dead And Dusted Dead And Dusted 2 Dead And Dusted 1 Dead Continent Dead Ends Deader than a dead thing Dead Is Dead Deadies 7 Dead Last? Dead Right! DEAD LOSS DEAD SPOTTERS Dead Wait Death Nebula 3000 Death Is International Death Stinks Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Death Can Be Funny Deathlist.net Deathly Steeds Deathray's Kevorkian Clinic death to all but metal and dame Vera Lynn Decaying Orbit-uaries Deceased Hose Decomposing Blubber Departures Board Dial D for Deadpool Dick Smith's OzEDeath List Dinner Reservation for 20 Don't Eat The Figs Down Under the Daisies Droller coaster DROP DEAD CELEBRATION Dr Shipman's waiting room Drunkasaskunk Dr Who's Next Eddie's Parade Of Darkness and Despair eejit Eternity Tours Ethnic Cleansing Every Death You Take Fade To Black Falling Off The Perch Faster Than A Dead Horse Fat kids always win at seesaw Feng Shui Pig Finbarr Returns from the Dead Fireball David Quantick's Showbiz Pals The Forest Lawn Jockeys Francis of Arse-Easy 2020 Predictor's Predictions Funeral Holmes Funeral Furore Deutschland Verabschiedet Sich! Get Busy Dyin Girlfriend in a Coma Bucket Of Blood Gobbing On Life God's Gonna Gettem Going going gone Going Green GOING UNDERGROUND GOLDEN OLDIES! Gone Solo GO ON BE A SPORT - DIE IN 2020 Gooseberry Crumble Grappling with Mortality Grave Danger Gray Panthers Great gig in the sky Gris Gris Grief Encounter Grim McGraw Grobler's Stiff Ones GuardiDeadArmy Guild of Master Reapers GUN Fight at the Not O.K. Corral GUN Fishing Hangman's XX From Here to Eternity Zombie Dance Party Researched to death Heads in a Bag You're Dead Now, so Shut Up! Headstone Hunters Heaven or Hell? Hell to the Chief Here's Who You Could Have Won His and Hearse Hits of 36 years ago and hits today House Of Soon To Be With The Lord I Cannot Believe They're Not Deader I Couldn't Eat Another Bite If He's So Smart, How Come He's Dead? I'm Sorry For Your Trouble I Hear Voices I Hope You Had The Time Of Your Life Ikea Nokia Lego I'll sleep when you're dead in eternum+'s wrinkly dicks And Now His Watch Is Ended In the Hole! I Told You I Was Ill IT'S A COP-OUT 2020 It's A Grim World (After All) I Will Not Die, It's The World That Will End! Jackie Treehorn Jack Ketch Is Not A Weatherman Jane's Antique Wrinklies Jellydead Jimmy Savile's Paedo FunHouse and Grill JoeRam John Key's List Jumptheshark v.11.0 Just fade Away Kardashians Gone Wild Kennedy Driving School KICKING BUCKETS INSTEAD OF BALLS Krypton-Kid They're Loving Angels Instead Lard Bazaar Larry King Dead, Only On CNN Last of The Summer Winos Lastorders Laughter Kills Lead, Follow and Die This Year Let Us Embalm You Lidders Late Lamentables Life Flies By So Fast Lived So Let's Die Living in a Box Lord Football's Usual List of Ill People LORD GRAVEDIGGER Lt. Colonel Kilgore's Ultimate Surf Party Lullabye-bye of Broadway MADE IN DETROIT Madonna's Hand Of Bod Weakend at Bernies Manuel's Stiffs Mercarte The Misers Moldy Oldies M6 Toll(ed) Moribold Krakatoa's Playhour Mortem Omnibus Most Unique Picks 2020 Mr C Mr & Mrs Drummerboy Mr Whit's Wonders Naked Florida Gravediggers Neither There Nor Thereabouts Nicked but not Dead Noah Reason and the Youth in Asia Nobel Loserettes No more expenses No Mr Bond Villain, I Expect You To Die!!! Grief Hijackers NoSoup4U! Not At All Well Not Gone Yet, But Still Forgotten No Weddings And Twenty Funerals Noz4News Obituarynotice Oh Ronnie, Where Art Thou... Old As Dirt Old Lags and Old Slags Old People Smell Of Piss Old People Party of 20 Oliver's Army (of the Dead) Once You Go Black One Century Is Enough, Madam! Only Fools and Corpses Open The Pearly Gates Oscar The Beast Owt To Stop Me Coffin? Pan Breed Partridge As Reaper Passing of the passed P@F deathlist Peace, Drugs, and Death Pearly Gates Pedro's Catacomb Ensemble People I Think Might Die in 2020 United Perfect 10 Permanent kip P@F #metoo Phantom's Pick 'n' Mix Plan B from Outer Space Poisoned Pens Pool Ghoul POPPED THEIR CLOGS Poppin’ Clogs Powder Picks em off Pretty Noose Prophet's Prophecy Fucked n' Dumped Quebec's Predictions Read 'em and Reap Riding the Jesus Train Roasting Bodies In Redcar Rockers who Rolled to the graveyard Ruling The Afterlife Rushing to Tim Horton's for Maple Donuts SAD LAST DAYS Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel The Honey Trap Satan's Hootenanny Say hello to the angels Say Hi To Uncle George Mike Oxard's Showbiz 20 Scrubber Out Seasideessexxile See You In Heaven See You In Hell Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice - Est. 1937 Shaun of the Dead 69 She's A Goner SHORTER OF BREATH, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH Shot in the Dark Sicilian Actuaries Snorkeling Sid And Marty Coffin Simply Dead SING YOUR LAST SONG FOR ME Sitcom to Heaven Skeleton Crew Slippery Soap Smart Beta List Snort the Ashes Southerners Stiffs SOYLENT DREAMS Sportspeople I Think Might Die In 2020 United Stairway Tom Heaven Stairway To Heaven Stephen Hawking's Football Boots Stiffer Steaks STIFF UPPER LIP Stone Dead Cert Bucket O'Hare Sudden Death BatStarLord of the WhoTrekLock Super Squirrels Sweeney Todd's Nutritional Information Syndication Zombies Taking The Michael Team Cat AIDS Heading Nowhere Tentoesup Terror of the Vervoorts The B-Team The Buckley Mystic The Right To Die The Anfield Iron The Beatles Are Dying in The Wrong Order The Bedsoring '20s The British (D)i(e)sles The Cobbles to a Coffin The Caulkhead Coffin Kickers The Choir Invisibule The Conqueror Worm The Crowdsourced Deathlist The Death Stars Still Life The Deadest Of The Dead Trojan Hearse The Douglas Bader Dance Troupe 2020 The End of the World As We Know It Sovereign-Reaper The Fat Lady's singing... THE FINAL WHISTLE The Good, The Bad and Cliff Richard The Grateful Dead The Living End The Long Awaited Return Of The Blackpool Jury THE OLD ONES ARE THE PESTS the old lady The One's That Won't Go Away The Politicorpses There's A Shiva In The Park The Rotting Corpses of the Undead The Survivors The Sick-bed of Cuchulainn The Skinny Kiltrunner The Star Spangled Coffin The Team With No Name The Walking Dead The Whipping Posts The Worst Acronym Team This Mortal Coil Thomas Jefferson Survives Time's-Up Team Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, DIE TINY and ELLIE's PICK of the DROPS Today's the day the maggots have their picnic TOETAG4U To Kill A Gabor Sister Tomb It May Concern Train Wreck Central Turn Off That Telly and Go to Bed! Two Coins & A Punt Unpersons Unusual Suspects UTC Valar Morghulis Very Ill Turned Very Dead Vive la France... et la mort Waiting for Ugo Waiting for the Hearse Waiver Wire Rookie Roundup Wayne Manor Welcome to heysHELL Well Done if you got these at home Where's My Damn List? Who Turned Out The Lights? Who Goes Before The 5-0 Arrives? @JonesEuro William Hague's Special Friend Windsor the Troll Women's Deaths Matter Too Wormer, He's A Dead Man! Niedermier Dead! Marmalard Dead! Worm farmer Wot The Deuce You Could Have Waited, I've Just Put The Kettle On! You Dirty Rotten Swine, You Deaded Them! You Might Be A King Or A Little Street Sweeper You Must Be Croaking! YOUREOUT ZZ Topped: Heaven, Hell or Houston Gay-tes of Heaven
  24. 11 points
    Unless they're driven into a wall by a drink driver at 100mph, with a fleet of pepperazzi in hot pursuit.
  25. 11 points
    Happy 103rd birthday Kirk Douglas
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