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Ah, the old 'dead sister' chestnut. You disappoint me - I didn't think you would fall back on that one quite so soon. Now, I don't believe your rantings (that have now become personal) can be solely because I think that people who use 'lol' are dumbasses, so do tell - what exactly is it about me that has got you into such a froth, apart from jealousy of my stunning intelligence, pant-wetting sense of humour and smouldering beauty? Or perhaps I'm completely wrong, and you just randomly picked me to direct your fuckwittery at - so come on, do your best. If you think using my dead sister is a way of trying to upset me, knock yourself out - I have FAR bigger fish to fry than a mentally deranged twat who's mummy obviously dressed him as a girl when he was small, and who's now pissed off because even though he's 42 he still can't stop putting on her nightie and calling himself Marjorie at the weekends. But please, carry on, it's most amusing to imagine you sat behind your keyboard, one ear listening out for mummy, sweaty ballbag in hand just itching for me to reply so you can bang one out into your sock.