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Had a very quiet and nice Christmas in my house, bit strange as it is the first year without my dad being here but we hung a santa hat on his chair and raised a glass to him. Weirdest present was an anoymous present I received through the post a couple of weeks ago, addressed to me using my proper name, not the one I go by online, and marked 'Not to be opened till Christmas', so I duly obliged and opened it on Christmas Day. When the parcel arrived in mid December my dog was going daft, it crinkled, so I thought it was a surprise present for him, I have doggy friends that have sent him treats and toys in the past so I thought no more of it. On Christmas Day I brought out the mysterious parcel and opened it in front of my mum and brother, lets just say nobody knew Lady Grendel could turn that shade of red, embarrassment went off the scale as I unwrapped a dildo

I think the list has been compiled, and is already "sealed" so to speak. And it can only be unsealed through a bizarre ceremony involving a Rabbi wearing a magical gold ring, and a midget biting the heads off of two live chickens.

Wouldn't it be deliciously ironic if his ambulance got bumped off the road? Maybe Damon Hill is in the south of France revving up a hastily-rented truck/bus as we speak.

Ok, now t3h Twitterz is saying it's "officially announced" he's in a coma. Now he knows how we all felt on a typical Sunday afternoon in the early to mid 2000s.

Why don't you just fucking register?

She was 29. I'm only 25. In my view, that makes her ancient. I think the spirit of the law in this case intends to penalise those selecting very young, low hanging fruit of the tabloid variety. The above exchanges sort of imply that Notapotato's definition of tender years is a somewhat higher age that I would have expected. Nevertheless, I don't think Hallenga falls into this category. Just to keep things fair, I'd like to propose a new rule: "Notapotato reserves the right to ridicule any participant at any time for any or no reason. In the absence of Notapotato this task may be performed by anyone else so inclined."

And it is done and safely locked up in Chateau Reaper until the 1st.

On Christmas day, Metropolitan police carried out a series of raids across the North London area. Police made 5 arrests and seized nearly 700lbs of German fruitcake. Those arrested have been charged with handling stollen goods.

Iain Banks, one of my favourite authors.

A festive one.... Doe B shot dead at 22 http://allhiphop.com...hot-and-killed/ Altogether , # doe a b, a de ad "b"... (worked better in my head)......actually , "strangers in the night" works better....#doe b ,doe b,,,doe#....

Um, don't think she quite qualifies as a nonagenarian ''Nonagenarian''.......ism't that just a vegie that doesn't eat veg?

Paul Bearer ;-)

I have been through the 2013 list and have identified 16 people who I think should not be included next year to get down the the 50% change level. However this was surprisingly hard once I got past about 8 names. Chapman Pincher Hosni Mubarak Ian Paisley Harper Lee Bob Dole Al Molinaro Jake Lamotta Doris Day Henry Kissinger Pete Seeger Nicholas Parsons Elaine Stritch James Garner Peter O' Toole Ian Brady I am not convinced that the DOE will DIE next year but I cannot advocate removing him from the list because it would be such a biggy.