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A YORKSHIRE LOVE STORY An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Yorkshire wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon ...... ‘Bugger off!’, she said 'they're for the funeral.'

My interest in Mick Jagger's private life is so intense, that I learned about his GF's existence from the news of her death. Anyway, why I'm really writing this: what a daft name, L'Wren. regards, Hein

21.4 for me. I'm more a booklet than a book...

Very Funny Doc, however, "1997 was 17 years ago now" One straight from when the lottery was launched back in 1994 I guess? LOL Ooh you got me back there! You were waiting for an excuse to say that back to me weren't you? Have to go all the way back to page 77 for that one.. haha..... And yeah that one reeks a little of oldness but come on so do half the rest of the jokes in this thread!. I won't tell you where I got the joke from but it came from the same source where I first heard that crocodile one that TMIB told so I thought I'd mine that source a little more.

Very Funny Doc, however, "1997 was 17 years ago now" One straight from when the lottery was launched back in 1994 I guess? LOL

Is it a cre8tiv spelling of Lauren, do you think? I have no idea how it's supposed to be pronounced. Newsreaders were pronouncing "Le Wren", as if identifying a small songbird in franglais. She changed her name from L'uann.

Is it a cre8tiv spelling of Lauren, do you think? I have no idea how it's supposed to be pronounced.

41.4 - beat that, skinny fuckers