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It's just like the Schumacher thing now. We'll find out if she's a vegetable if/when she wakes up. And presumably if she does it'll be a lot faster than Schumi. Which he won't like! I have a strong feeling she's a goner though. All this talk about whether she was deprived of oxygen or not strongly suggests she was. i.e........ that clinic didn't have any kind of emergency oxygen on hand or any resuscitation equipment. So, in this post we have.... Meat and two veg I'll get me coat!

No, But I know where your mums are.

Guess he will be "living in the past"......A pun from an old rocker

I guess he was too old to rock and roll, & wasn't too young to die. Ah, a fellow intellectual - I salute you!

I guess he was too old to rock and roll, & wasn't too young to die.

I mentioned him on the political frailty thread. Someone tried to assassinate him a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, we're long overdue an assassination in Pakistani politics, hopefully the assassins can hold on until the new year, Benazir Bhutto's demise in the final days of December was a pisser all round for dead poolers.

I've only just seen this. As mentioned before, this thread for some reason never shows up in "View New Posts" for me, so I missed it. Congratulations to Death Impends, well done. And thanks again to MPFC for the game.

The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me bcause she can't afford batteries

How awful...that he survived Yeah, apparently he was able to walk from the venue. Seems like all those layers of flab can actually be useful. I guess he would have enjoyed it since rappers getting shot is so 90s. That's kickin it old school!

What a lovely story! It's actually your fault though for jogging in a busy shopping area, you sweaty selfish twat... Oddly I wouldn't have thought keeping fit was your kind of thing going by your posts, Josephstarboarddullhamlet. Oh well. Who said owt about a busy shopping area? We're talking idyllic old worldly village green with a quaint row of shops including a newsagent. Horses, power walkers, lycra clad cyclists and joggers are a common sight and the green hosts regular cricket. Seriously, a fitting place for the voice of Little Britain to buy a paper.

Yeah, well, it's something of a novelty. Most men couldn't handle a women 40 years their junior without either breaking the laws of the land or the laws of biology. So Philips is a pioneer for us all in later life, or summat.