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Deathray

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  1. Deathray

    Queen Elizabeth II

    Yep, Phil is there. The immediate usage of this is much more likely to apply to Philip. He's been in and out of his hospital for a while and he is 95 in a few months. I'd fully expect the Queen to follow in quick succession after Philip, given that regular sex contributes to people's health status regardless of age, you'd expect her health to decline after he goes.
  2. Yes I can. Thanks. You're a really nice person and I'm a slight unhinged muppet, I apologise to everyone for my previous actions. Will update this week for both this year and last year, probably by Sunday.
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    Football

    Any liverpool fans on here? What do you think of the mass walkout?
  4. can we serously open a poll to decide whether deathray should be permently be banned. Sorry is that given a perm or banned? I vote perm, that'll learn him. Hairs not curly enough for one.
  5. In response to MH's edit my comment: Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer are cunts Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer cunt
  6. Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer are cunts Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer cunt
  7. Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer are cunts Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer cunt
  8. Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer are cunts Margeire Hein and Paul Bearer cunt
  9. You can cross dress all you like. If I was against sexual freedom I'd be a Halibut cheerleader like Phantom wouldnt I? Why is it all the people here I've "hated" on (you deathray) are way taller than I imagined. Whatever. Also haha you need glasses. I'm the only one in my family who doesn't (and also the only one who couldn't gawk for England, Toast as geographically far away from Rightville as possible once again) hence the rubbish treatment over the years. How the fuck do you know my height? I knew you had a thing but stalking me, fucking cunt!
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    Room 101

    20 people online and the chat-rooms empty.
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    Room 101

    Stick your foot out. Then in the split second they take turn round adopt the staring into your phone position. "Oops I didn't see you their".
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    Dead Pop Stars

    I've explained this theory before and we'll see how it pans out but I'll call it the post-war effect. Someone born in 1935 is now 81-82 1939 is now 76-77, someone born in 1945 is now 70-71, someone born in 1940 is 65-66. A lot of people from these cohorts will have been underfed as kids (thank rationing well into the 50s). A lot of the 1935 cohort have outlived expectations so are on the way. The kids who grew up during the war and became famous in the 60s are likely to have destroyed their bodies. And then due to radio, film and television really taking off in the 60-70s we have many many more celebs at both ends of this age range to choose from. This perfect storm means for the next few decades X of band/film franchise/tv show has died will be a bi-weekly occurrence - X almost always being a household name or part of a household name..
  13. Clicked on this of the main page expecting it to be one of Phantom/LFN/Toast angling for Zorders to be banned. A bit disappointing it's just another troll's tale.
  14. You know that this belongs in the "may I perchance rant" thread Please for the love of all that is fucking holy tell me you're taking the piss. Otherwise I hope you're future children are all flushed down the loo in kleenex rags. Twat Not even directed at you you self-conscious fucker. I know it wasn't which makes you an even bigger twat. Sorry did I insult your bumbuddy.
  15. You know that this belongs in the "may I perchance rant" thread Please for the love of all that is fucking holy tell me you're taking the piss. Otherwise I hope you're future children are all flushed down the loo in kleenex rags. Twat Not even directed at you you self-conscious fucker.
  16. The amount of censored comments on a thread there early was pitiful - 2 pages and only about 4 comments not removed. Can you guess what the topic was?
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    Room 101

    Even for someone called spade, you're digging too much.
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    Room 101

    The rest aren't famous though.
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    Terry Wogan

    My opinion of The One Show is it is like That's Life with the backbone removed. Don't like it? Don't watch it. Simples. I'll like The One Show. I don't like The (Revelling in) One (Guys Death) Show
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    Jimmy Savile

    Most pedos have been people you'd have suspected as a bit odd. Terry's never been like that and tbf he grew up in Ireland as a Catholic so probably knew to well what was on the other end of it all even if he ever had such desires (which he probably didn't).
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    Room 101

    No. Then again, even if I did, at least you would still have 19 fairly famous folk on my DDP. Which is more than can be said for the present shower of shite at the top of the leader board. Au contraire... I will admit though when filling in the picks for the Shameless team it was kinda dispiriting... Explain to me how that is comparable to the kind of hits/choices on the 'leading' team. At least 15 big names there. By big names I mean actually famous. People will know who they are. 3 have made their without just being ill. 2 were famous for being ill (depite one being well known with the God squad). Jeez you really are defensive. He was backing you up muppet.
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    Room 101

    All you have to do is split the fucking competition up. It ain't fucking rocket science and until you do it the competition has no credibility. The theme teams are a waste of space and not at all competitive except the ones based around people already likely to die (Coffin Dodgers, Centenarians etc), the normal celebrity teams are fun frolics and then you've got the deathbed lists of people literally nobody except avid readers of tabloids and hospital frequenters has hard of that turn the whole thing into a shit game of "luck another fucking waste of space, cancer surviving hero or utterly unknown sports bastard from fucking college grade i found while I wanked myself off at two in the fucking morning over the bloody prospect of being fucking young points". You need to start splitting the fucking competition up, it's a fucking farce at the minute and is about as credible and viable a Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter comeback single featuring a cove of Little Girls. Get it fucking sorted.
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