Rhys

They're dropping like flies today. It's like a very morbid Gillette Soccer Saturday.

This tweet from the CEO of the Howard League for Penal Reform implies that he died off the radar back in February..

Well now that Phil's gone, she's either got 3 weeks left or will carry on for another 15 years.

FUCK! PHIL'S ACTUALLY DEAD

Britain's oldest prisoner, Ralph Clarke is due to turn 106 in March. He was sentenced to 13 years in prison in December 2016 for historical child sex offences. The last articles about him are from October 2019, but assuming he hasn't croaked it - I'm wondering, will the sick bastard hold on until 2023 for his parole?

Nigel's big annoucement is that the CCP are apparently taking over the British education system..

I'm pretty sure if twitter was accurate, the Queen and Philip have both died about 30 times each.

Will we get a bank holiday out of this?

It'll be Saint Sir Captain Tom before long

Interestingly, (or uninterestingly depending on your perspective), as of January, she is now the Leader of the Opposition on Staffordshire County Council

any reputable sources carrying this story?

Looks like he's showing off his SportsDirect haul.

Bobby Muggs' time has come.

Bobby Muggs to go next

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