Redrumours

Mathathir the third "come on down".

Everyone "hi".

Take a bow. Our John Cooper Clarke.

Was he ever?

I don't know if this has been used before. But if you think things are bad now let me take you back. The country was in a terrible state When the commons rose for a budget debate It was a few minutes before Healey spoke and then said "Sex will cost £1 a poke" Whether you're short, little, long, fat or thick The tax will be paid for the use of your dick Then Jeremy Thorpe said "Now look Dennis dear will this tax apply to the boys that are queer." Then Ted Heath rose and looked rather glum "Will I be exempt cos' I only like bum?" Mr. Healey replied, and he sounded quite airy The tariff will be doubled for you, you old fairy Mr. Foot then rose to tremendous applause He grabbed Margaret Thatcher and ripped off her drawers he straddled across her and rode her at will then he shouted to Dennis "Put that on my bill" Mr. Wilson then shouted "I think I'll resign" I haven't had sex for a very long time I dream every night of a fanny that's hairy But I get no response from my darling Mary The debate carried on and oh what a sight Dr. Owen was wanking the whole of the night The speaker then said let the voters decide But I think they'll settle for £1.00 a ride So now in the bedrooms of Britain at night There's many a fanny that's closed good and tight We're taxed on our booze and we're taxed on our smoking But we didn't expect to be taxed on our poking If £1.00 a grind is the price we must pay The answer is this, with ourselves we must play, to quench our frustrations we now have to wank and for the state of the country we've Healey to thank.

Exactly it's become The Matt Chapman show. The cunt's on they are also in loads of Bookie Ads.

I'm the same with the entire ITV racing team spoiled by childish shite. IMHO.Unwatchable even with the sound off.

Looks like I got it wrong now!

Corbyn will either be down the allotments or making jam or summat.

Look's a bit dodgy here.

Pic 2 Third row back The Brady Bunch and Iain.

I'll be there when I'm good and ready. Thank you very much.

Also Isn't Harry meant to be Henry or am I missing something?

For bravery.