The Great Cornholio

Eva Marie Saint, gonna trust the DLC's insight on why shes 2nd place

LMAO we have a winner!

When DVD goes, can his obit be 'Dick Buried'?

Closed eyes and randomly selected Gene Hackman

I get paying tax, but inheritance tax shouldn't be a thing. Why should someone's family be indebted to the government when they die?

Harvey Weinstein

I wonder if we'll see @Mango wanking into JC's coffin on the day of the funeral

Merry Chrysler guys!

My great grandfather lived to be 97. Last Christmas eve, he knew he was going to die the next day and he walked out and said goodbye to all the nurses and other care home residents before going to bed. 10am Christmas Day he died after listening to his favourite music and having the bible read to him. Its amazing how someone so old can still be mobile until the very end, although DvD is active - he could prove as a good wildcard (although IMO he doesn't deserve no.2 spot). Nobody saw Betty White going so suddenly either.

He has defied all odds so far, anything anyone says at this point is pure speculation IMO

Well Sir Patrick Moore (no relation implied obvs) lived to 86 and was morbidly obese. Who knows just how long he'll last on the obesity factor.

Surely JC wouldn't allow it. If he dies in the next 2 months, Biden would still be the acting president so I'd imagine he'd give the eulogy

Are you suggesting he should run for a second term in 2028?? xD

Hes the first president to have a non consecutive term since Grover Cleveland (132 years ago)

Polymarkets currently have Trump at 90%. Fair to say he's won this. Time to go to bed