Master Obit

That's lovely. Let us know how it goes.

Please just stop feeding the troll guys. Mute him and let him live in his own little world.

That must be quite a challenge.

I have to say, I would be saddened to see WH Smith go. I'm nowhere near being old, but I love perusing the high street and I've gotten plenty of my stationery from there. I'd prefer to have these shops stay instead of everything becoming soulless websites.

I doubt it. I'd say 85 would be a reach for him.

Have you considered just asking her why she does this? It almost seems like she's trying to hit on you but that's incredibly weird if she's 20 years your senior.

Seriously, what exactly is the deal here? Why is this person buying you these accessories? I'd be incredibly creeped out and it wouldn't go on for three years if it was me.

I went back and read all your former posts on this. Have you considered matching restraining orders?

Got the keys to my first home yesterday. Having lived all my life in the same place, and having suffered a lot of emotional abuse and rejection at home especially in recent years, this is a fucking huge deal for me and whilst I'm not one to go around blowing my own trumpet (though I've blown quite a few trumpets of other men...), I think if I was ever entitled to celebrate my success it was now.

Wouldn't it just be easier to put Crem in room 101? In fact, maybe room 102. Even the things in room 101 deserve separation from him.

Any news headline that describes how many words a quote contain. "Trump issues five word warning to Canada" "Martin Lewis issues six word warning to pensioners" "Pep Guardiola had a four word response to a reporter when asked about his future" Get fucked. It's the most obvious clickbait and it's just lazy headlining. It's as though ChatGPT composed it.

I wonder how that conversation went? "Hey, son, want to do a comparison of our health stats for a cool post!" "Sure, dad, what was you thinking?" "Basically, I want to know about your penis."

And delighted to be amongst so many like-minded bigots.

He doesn't look as dead as I'd hoped he would.

Oh be fair, one doesn't get chances as easy as that very often. I warn you though, I fight back and you might regret ever trying