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Dodi Fayed was nearly black and he got in a royal box.

It wasn't a "gaffe". It was a private conversation. She was being sympathetic to the police lady about the rude bastards she had had to deal with in the service of the country. I think that's a good thing.

They would hardly dare speak to the little girl these days. Sad. Well that killed that one!! I wasn't meaning to suggest the joke was an old one, but ...

Aaliyah. There's a chav known to me who has named her daughter Aaleigha. Sometimes I despair.

I'd love to have my home demolished and rebuilt.

Bubbles?

The current lead singer with Hot Chocolate looks a lot like him, so a lot of people still don't realise he's dead.

Animal thread Thanks, but I purposely posted it in this thread because: 1) We're supposed to record all deaths in here, or at least try to. Mister/Miss Comply or Die may not have been relevant, but still. 2) People were arguing about what the use of the Animal Antics thread was, cause apparently there's another animal thread. 3) I also though about putting it in the funny name thread, cause I found it funny that Comply or DIE died. 4) Because of 2 and 3, I wasn't sure where to post it. Which is another purpose of this thread. In summation, go fuck yourself. 1. I think you'll find this thread is intended only for human deaths. 2. It's for news items about animals. Surely that's not hard to grasp. 3. It's not a funny name in itself, though, is it. 4. No it isn't. 5. Not physically possible. In summation, go and stick something painful up your arse. Have a nice day.

Shame. Won me a few bob that, in 2008. Funnily enough, my other GN winner, Rough Quest (1996), is still alive at 30! He's long outlived his trainer then.

Animal thread

They would hardly dare speak to the little girl these days. Sad.

Perhaps, more tragically he may have forgotten how many improbably gorgeous women he shagged! Worthington denies the story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36234373 Worthington then denied the story again 5 minutes later. SC Tough crowd. Themaninblack gets a nod but the rest of you wankers wouldn't recognize the funniest thing posted here in at least the past two weeks if it was....posted here. The fact is, that was a goddamn funny line. Pearls before swine. SC Where is it?

Division 2! See, I said it was confusing.

It's different numbers of teams in the divisions though. It's not that confusing with regards to the tiers that marginally matter. Premier League Championship League One League Two National League National League North + National League South Isthmian League + Northern Premier League + Southern Premier League I think that list speaks for itself. If you think that's confusing here's the entire pyramid - all the way down to Mid-Sussex Football League - Division Ten. (Level 23, i.e it would take a team in this division 22 promotions to reach the Premier League but they can do it.) Basically once you get to the national league it's just ever decreasing geographical areas with some of the larger ones having several divisions. Yes, that's all fine. What I object to is the top divisions being given fancy names as though they are separate from the system. The so-called Premiership is the League Division One, and the so-called Championship is League Division Two. < wanders away muttering about how it were when I were a nipper > Look if we went back to how it was when you were a nipper I'd have been a coal miner for about ten years. You say that like it's a bad thing.

It's different numbers of teams in the divisions though. It's not that confusing with regards to the tiers that marginally matter. Premier League Championship League One League Two National League National League North + National League South Isthmian League + Northern Premier League + Southern Premier League I think that list speaks for itself. If you think that's confusing here's the entire pyramid - all the way down to Mid-Sussex Football League - Division Ten. (Level 23, i.e it would take a team in this division 22 promotions to reach the Premier League but they can do it.) Basically once you get to the national league it's just ever decreasing geographical areas with some of the larger ones having several divisions. Yes, that's all fine. What I object to is the top divisions being given fancy names as though they are separate from the system. The so-called Premiership is the League Division One, and the so-called Championship is League Division Two. < wanders away muttering about how it were when I were a nipper >

It's different numbers of teams in the divisions though. It's not that confusing with regards to the tiers that marginally matter. Premier League Championship League One League Two National League National League North + National League South Isthmian League + Northern Premier League + Southern Premier League I think that list speaks for itself.

Why is it all so confusing now? I wish they would go back to calling them Division 1, 2, 3 and 4. Because that's still what it is.

Here's a site I stumbled upon a while ago, for bus spotters who aren't allowed out don't get out much. http://www.busesonscreen.net

Well, I expect he can get in free.

Bibliogryphon specified in his opening post that teams were to be PM'd to him.

I shall be having a go at this, but will need to give it some thought.

My grandfather was a wicket keeper, so he must have been quite silly too Absolutely not, wicket isn't a foreign term to those who have scant knowledge of cricket. Spinner/legspinner otoh.... SC Not my point, which was that the wicket keeper is in a fairly dangerous spot as well, and when my grandfather was playing they only had caps and moustaches as head protection.

Fewer.

My grandfather was a wicket keeper, so he must have been quite silly too