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NO! Not sure what the point your making is, if you don't want to be part of it just don't enter. Can you tell me what soap Bill Teacher appeared in and as what character? your mom. I didn't realise you were a Brummie, MK. That's a bit off Toastie. You have now accused the good folk of Birmingham of being, well, illiterate. And as a literate Brummie, I wholeheartedly concur! No I didn't! My mom mum's family were Brummie and they say mom, not mum. And they were all Villa fans

NO! Not sure what the point your making is, if you don't want to be part of it just don't enter. Can you tell me what soap Bill Teacher appeared in and as what character? your mom. I didn't realise you were a Brummie, MK.

If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. To say nothing of the fact that the Beatles and the Rolling Stones have their own threads... Why would they warrant ones but not Abba? http://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/abba-overtake-the-beatles-to-score-uk-s-second-biggest-selling-album__3041/ You tell me. As I've said before, people who are known to be ailing, lead reckless lifestyles, or who are often mentioned in the media are worth a thread. But I don't agree with people getting their own threads because they're "famous enough". It leads to: 1. Stagnant threads which are unposted in for months, even years on end. 2. Too much fragmentation. 3. And it clutters up the site.

Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Forever blowing bubbles. God smote him down. Incidentally, did those studies inform you as to the chance of a heart attack for people who have a lot of sex and don't enjoy it? Are there any? Then why do they have sex if they don't enjoy it? I love cake and I eat cake and I enjoy it, I don't enjoy onions so I don't eat them. Probably quite a lot of sex workers.

If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. But I don't support the creation of separate threads for such people either. I am consistent in my view on this.

It's an Abba thread Your A cunt. As opposed to his B cunt?

They can go in "Dead Pop Stars" when the time comes.

Such a pity the Cambridges went for the predictable "George". We could have had a Prince Zog.

Sorry to hear of your losses, DI and Lardy.

I don't think we need any more deadpools running from 1st January. There's too much overload there as it is. And it's nice to have some competitions that latecomers can join. Why not keep it as a May to May competition? Although tbh this one sounds a bit like the Hartlepool Deadlypool, but less entertaining.

He deserves all he gets for perpetrating one of my most hated grammatical crimes. "My parents and I", please. I'll overlook the "1" but am not happy about it.

On the bright side, I won't have to tax the car.

He broke his hip a while back and has already passed the average that someone his age who has done that, lives for subsequently. Faaar from a stupid pick. We'll see. I bet my grandma he won't die in 2016. I'm not sure I understand this. Is your grandma the person with whom you are betting, or is she the stake?

A man went to the doctor for a full medical examination. The doctor said to him, "You'll have to stop masturbating." The man said, "Why?" The doctor said, "Because I'm trying to conduct a full medical examination."

Which one?

And the even filthier I Wanna Do Something Freaky To You I remember it well Sad news. Edit - just looked at YW's link and saw this comment: Fnarr fnarr

In my Rotten Dead Pool team, alas no bonuses there.

Photographer should have let poor Suzanne get to the toilet first, as she's clearly desperate.

Trial date set for Tremeloes stars accused of sex assault More historical accusations, this one dating back to 1968. But this caught my eye: "Mr Hawkes, of The Herons, Laleham Reach, Chertsey, who is the father of 1990s pop star Chesney Hawkes, performs in the current Tremeloes line-up. His barrister Liam Walker told the hearing both men suffered from acute illnesses and Mr Hawkes was due to go undergo chemotherapy in November."

Don't be orry. Nobody will ind. I took the pains to find the pornstar thread!! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1598 Yes it's fucking stupid in't?! I created a proper 'Porn Star' thread that disappeared days later, only to find it was merged into some thread titled Lara Roxx. I'm like WHO THE FUCK knows to look THERE? (Note: Unlike other cheeky titles, this one doesn't have an explanatory subtitle). But the Braindeads who run the show know better than you or I on this matter. In the meantime I've still never heard of Lara Roxx nor would have any idea what's in a thread with said title without opening it, which I guess I'm responsible to do for 1900 threads, according to Lord & Lady Braindead. SirC Surely it's not that difficult to work out that a Pr0n actor is a porn actor? Tell that to the search box. Isn't that the point?

That was the week my Mum died. Sounds like an idea for a topic.

Oh, I wouldn't say that. My grandmother fell and broke her hip when she was nearly 90, but recovered quickly and went on to make her century. She didn't even die of anything in particular, but she had achieved her lifetime's ambition of living to 100 so I think she just gave up after that. Lilibet.

Same race, same boat. On sky & BBC. To be buried at sea. Could have saved an hour looking for the body. I thought that when John Kennedy Jr crashed his plane. They had the US Navy out for days looking for his body, and after they found it he was buried at sea.

You said This seems unlikely to me, so I asked for clarification Instead of replying, you launched this diatribe at me 1. I've never claimed to be funny. 2. Your knowledge of my parents and my relationship with them is slight to non-existent. 3. I don't use autocorrect. I check my posts for errors before posting, and edit when necessary.