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The Vicar of Dibley? For this scene alone

It's okay Zorders, I think mpfc wasn't seriously offended, he was just making a very subtle and not very funny joke in response? Instead of the one of the many unsubtle jokes that were begging to be made?

The Prince is dead, according to his father's website. Awaiting UK obits for DDP. http://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2015040724463/prince-kardam-bulgaria-dies-accident/ The Not-So-Fresh Prince of Turnovo.SC Kardam, killed by a damn car.

Don't watch it but do you mean Julian Glover (Scaroth, Last of the Jagoroth)? Yes! And you should, it's the most entertaining thing I've watched in years.

In my sig I think it's Bronn who says it, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13CSWRyaAgA Thank you - always a treat! How many people spot that it's Jerome of Robson and Jerome, I wonder.

In my sig I think it's Bronn who says it, though.

Aye, but it's a marathon, not a sprint. Did you borrow re-assurer from from your wife's pre-coitus spiel? Never knew such a thing existed, what does your other half say about it? My left hand wasn't gifted with a mouth. Aye, well, we're supposed to be comparing performane notes on a dead pool on this thread, So, get a grip, eh? I admire your restraint, Mary,

I heard the same joke with coffee and a blowjob, with the punch line "Don't forget the coffee". To use a seldom-heard phrase: The shit one's better. Just a matter of taste I suppose. I happen to like coffee more than shit. There's not so much comedy in coffee though.

I heard the same joke with coffee and a blowjob, with the punch line "Don't forget the coffee". To use a seldom-heard phrase: The shit one's better.

I am so tired of reading this. Does this guy hold the record for the number of threads in which his death has been announced?

Was there only one series of A Fine Romance? That always seemed to be bloody on. Most of the ones you mention were just too cliché-ridden to attract my attention, but I did like Birds Of A Feather because it had some witty writing and LOL lines. Sharon talking about a new tapas bar, or "tap-arse" as she pronounces it. Dorian: It's tap-ATH, Sharon. Tap-ATH! Sharon: Oh, ith IT? Well, it still makes me laugh anyway.

That's a shame, because I might have preferred that. I've always found her voice unpleasantly shrill.

Just to be different, I'll say the same day as the Royal Baby of Cambridge pops out.

I agree. I'm even inclined to wish that the Daily Mail was excluded because of the obscure nobodies regularly featured therein.

I'm more "Canadian" than these Jamaicans the Canucks have been borrowing for the past couple decades, including this guy, eh? You SHOULD have better posted this in the Ironic deaths cuz a runner died whilst swimming. SC I'm afraid the Canadian Government have brought this on themselves by granting him citizenship. Like most governments they don't realise the consequences that will follow. He might have been just another ten-a-penny Jamacian, but no, here he is, drowning and getting himself on this thread. It's not for me to question It's getting like the Eurovision Song Contest.

BB recorded the original version of 'Je T'Aime' with Serge Gainsbourg

He is considered lost, but he's a bit further down that list as the LofL and LotM are now running the other way round than previous years, with the latest stiff first, just as with the normal hits. Talking of which the scoring pages have now been updated. I forgot to upload those pages last night... Ah, should've gone to Deathrace, then, where his obituary - since deleted online - in The Stage would have counted for points. Is Segal actually dead? The Stage obituary was the only online news report I ever saw, is there anything else to confirm it? Seems odd that The Stage have deleted the page and that theres been no other obituary to a pretty recognisble character actor? That is a very good question. This had occurred to me but following on from the Gerald Sim issue I wasn't quite sure what to believe. How do we get a definitive answer? Email The Stage and ask?

No one here gets out alive .....

Nah, it's just a Malikious rumour. They were originally going to be called New Direction, until someone must have noticed what else that sounds like. True.

Didn't we know this already? There must be some reason why he's in my DDP team.

She's still going to die.

Firm believer in innocent until proven guilty, it's the only possible way that even approaches fair. But there comes a point even for me where sheer number of accusations starts to look incriminating. "His lawyer is denying ever single one of the accusations - he started at half past nine this morning and was still going at teatime" There's no real evidence for it but it IS scientific fact??? Moron... Sorry, that will have gone over your head, being as you're not from the UK. 'Brass Eye' was a satire. I was going to say "tongue in cheek" but on second thoughts better not.

Points haven't been awarded for Stuart Wagstaff although his death is recorded.

Quite a lot of people from that list have since died. Here's another one- Denis Coe at 85 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Coe Another one gone! Ex tory MP Sir James Spicer dead at 89 http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/opinion/obituaries/article4390251.ece Look s like I'll be posting deaths from this list on a daily basis ! Then please don't quote the whole bloody list when you do.