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Here are mine: Liz Smith Sam Simon Rev. Billy Graham Anthony Booth Ginger Baker Peter Wyngarde Patrick Macnee Pete Murray Abdelaziz Bouteflika Chris Woodhead subs: Sheila Sim & Tony Blair

Sorry to hear that, Shaun. Don't feel too bad about not being there for the moment - perhaps he didn't want you to see him go.

Diana Athill Stanley Baxter Sister Wendy Beckett King Bhumibol Jules Bianchi Bart Cummings Kirk Douglas Helen Fawkes (wildcard) Rev. Billy Graham Valerie Harper Doreen Keogh Ethel Lang Stephen Lewis (Blakey) Sheila Mercier Cliff Michelmore Maureen O'Hara Peter O'Sullevan Marguerite Patten Luise Rainer Nancy Reagan Peter Sallis Sheila Sim Sam Simon Liz Smith (the actress) Jeralean Talley Peter Vaughan

The usual random assortment from me: Diana Athill Stanley Baxter King Bhumibol Bart Cummings Rev. Billy Graham Doreen Keogh Ethel Lang Stephen Lewis (Blakey) Sheila Mercier Cliff Michelmore Maureen O'Hara Peter O'Sullevan Marguerite Patten Luise Rainer Nancy Reagan Peter Sallis Sheila Sim Sam Simon (JOKER) Liz Smith (the actress) Jeralean Talley Peter Vaughan

If he's aware of death pooling he's almost certainly aware of this site... wonder if he's reading this? If you are Sam we're not picking you because we want you to die, (in fact as a simpsons fan, I'd prefer it if you were immortal) the fact is your young, have admitted you have cancer and are probably going to die and DDP rewards that kind of choice in teams. P.S of the thousands of mildly famous people who are potentially going to die next your, you're so well respected by a DDP team to be chosen as one of just 20 names they can through in a hat, that should be an accolade on your end. We love you Sam, may you do a Wilko on us please. I would have agreed with this until he made that callous comment about Roger Ebert (and by implication other cancer victims). Now I think he's a cunt.

It's correct to use a capital letter for your de and van names when they are the first word of a sentence, as above.

Does he really merit a thread to himself? He is only notable for being related to a famous person, and there is already a thread for such people. Blimey, that was quick

What did you get kicked out for? Unless it's a case of mistaken identity? I had the impression that he was refused admission, rather than kicked out. A subtle distinction.

Surely everybody remembers him being buried under the patio by his wife and daughter

Who was fucking Terry in Moscow? I think we should be told.

<crosses Joe off list> This is getting infuriating now.

Why has my score plummeted from 928 points to 99? Have I misunderstood the scoring system?

I'm here for an argument! regards, Hein No you're not.

where is the line between massacre and terrorist attack? Why should there be one? A massacre is a massacre, whether the work of terrorists, criminals, nutjobs or whoever.

Pakistan Taliban: Peshawar school attack leaves 135 dead

He's in my DDP theme team "Nearer My God To Thee", featuring people who have been in films about the Titanic. None of whom have met their personal iceberg this year! He was the purser on the Carpathia in 'A Night To Remember' (1958)

On the contrary, I swear all the time and I know fucking everything. And you say it's a big turn off in women? That's not what you said last night when I was *****ing you in the **** with a candle while you ****ed all over my ****. YOU FUCKING LOVED IT! Keep going, Lardy, I'm nearly there... ROFLMFAO Post of the year

David! You're back! I fucking love your posts.

I wasn't aware that there are any rules attached to the Deathlist. The committee decides on the list, and no obituaries are required to validate selections when they die. Are you confusing it with the Derby Dead Pool? Well, blow me down! I had always thought they operated by the same rules! Why so? The Death List isn't a competition like the DDP.

George has done a much more recent Christmas song

I wasn't aware that there are any rules attached to the Deathlist. The committee decides on the list, and no obituaries are required to validate selections when they die. Are you confusing it with the Derby Dead Pool?

OK, but I don't know the names of every member of every band who recorded a few decent songs. TBH the first thing that sprang to mind was a radio presenter, but I was probably thinking of Alan Partridge.

Lardy makes my point well. Why do we never hear any of these in the shops? Personally I don't want to hear any Christmas songs in the shops, but I'd settle for a wider variety than just the old warhorses.

This may explain your first observation: