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He never died . They just uploaded him to the internet for safe keeping. He's in the cloud ......

Talking of Freddie Starr, recent reviews are less than glowing and this one from less than a month ago caught my eye

Well people who are already dead don't qualify that gives me an idea the alivelist . Pick people who won't die in 2013 . lmao clive dunn number one of course. Already running

Is that a typo?

Well, we can all say that, dear.

Find out who was on "Clunk Click" the same week as Glitter?

One reason is because he raised millions for charity, and is said to have threatened to withdraw it should moves be made to curtail his other activities. Other allegations are that he procured children and teenagers for other high-profile perverts who were perhaps well-placed to ensure that investigations into his behaviour were stopped.

I think it's a contraction of "halfpennyworth", meaning not worth much. Old people used to say it when I was a kid.

Fnarrr fnarrr

Paul Merton allegedly called Jimmy Savile "a cunt with a rancid, pus-filled cock" of course. Allegedly.

Oh, do share!

Fats Domino, because I don't think I've nominated him before.

You know, if I'd realised last year that death announcements in theTimes counted, I'd have put one in myself for Sara Douglass

Joanna David a certainty for an obit, I'd say. She's married to Edward Fox and both their children (Emilia and Freddie) are actors too.

If they cut their fingernails, what would they use to scratch their arses with?

Well, clearly it's 1998, because OoO said he checked it in the GRO index. Can't get more official than that. Name: Raymond Harold Dunbobbin Birth Date: 31 Mar 1931 Date of Registration: Aug 1998 Age at Death: 67 Registration district: Liverpool Inferred County: Lancashire Register Number: E21D District and Subdistrict: 0251E Entry number: 4 That's assuming it's the same chap of course, but it's hardly a common name. Doesn't explain this though:

Probably just a typo then.

Guess he's flying through the air now on his way to collect his harp. not flying. I know, but he'd hardly be walking to heaven (I know, I know probably no such place,) so that's why I put in flying. Why not, it's only three steps, isn't it?

Eh? People were still being executed for murder at the time.

I've no comment on that, but thanks for the link from which I have learnt that the BBC's Beijing correspondent rejoices in the utterly splendid name of Damian Grammaticas

For someone who had terminal cancer and only a week to live, she looked, acted and sounded unbelievably well and happy. Extraordinary.

Blimey. I saw them a couple of weeks ago at the Rewind festival. Well, I say "saw", I heard them in the distance as I was dozing in one of the rare bits of shade to be found. "Starship" are something of a Trigger's Broom of a band.

Give me Depeche Mode any day.

Not dead, but another Aussie Robin ....

I thought that was