Toast

I see he still had time to add a signature.

In hospital

15 September 2011 That's if he's not dead already 'Weekend at Bernie's' style - the other guy seems to be holding him up.

Notaguest you again.

Well, that strikes me as being against the spirit of the game. No fun in cheating.

I don't know what that means.

Thank you, Ms NAP. So ..... offers please for these people

What Madame said. I never really know what to say about art, except the kind where one is tempted to say "Pah! A five-year old child could have done that!" Yours definitely isn't that kind of art though .

Quentin Crisp?

I don't believe it. Liz Jones is a mad old bat and her "rock star lover" is all in what passes for her mind. I truly thought the ghastly creature was a spoof for years.

Clive Dunn

Here's an earlier pic from the Food and Drink era.

That's what keeps some of them going, I reckon .... outlasting other people.

Myself deplores this particular example of bad grammar, which myself encounters very frequently nowadays. Myself would expect better from a solicitor, who, myself presumes, should have had a reasonably good education.

Bobby Moore's son

Q: What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson? A: Clarkson still does top gear.

No, why?

Who is this Easylay Whoreand-Wannabe? Never heard of him.

RTFM, JFGI.

Oh sorry, I misunderstood.

Montgomery Clift died on this day in 1966.