Toast

Only a few of those are "gaffes".

That's my excuse too.

Is it just me, or do the words "surrounded by his family" always sound faintly hostile? For some reason it conjures up someone who has been hunted down and cornered.

They are absolutely yum. You can sometimes find them in Waitrose, albeit called something else and made in Wales, believe it or not.

And in comes his joker Dr Ann McPherson

It does say tenth storey, but they fell on to a roof five storeys below. Isn't "Lashawna Threatt" a ludicrous name.