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Should I have had an email acknowledgement for my team, or is it also in the junk?

Yeah, I've heard of her, not that I could recognise her or name any of their songs. It was the sort of stuff that used to be on the radio while my mum was cooking the Sunday lunch when I was v v young.

^ This. Lovely girl, this is very sad. Seems to be natural causes as far as anyone knows yet. I wonder if we can expect an opinion from Jan Moir of the Daily Hate? Because as she assured everyone recently, young people don't just die of natural causes.

My pin landed in Betty Ford this time.

Norman Wisdom.

Frankly I'm surprised BCA has heard of either of them.

On 'is 'orse with 'is 'awk in 'is 'and.

Random pick, Klugman.

And if so, did anyone pick him for their DDP team? At his age, he'd score minus points, surely?

Hello Yvonne Well, as they say in Ireland, I'm sorry for your trouble. But Patrick was my joker And so he scored me double.

He looks a bit like an ill Patrick Swayze .... what are his obit chances?

Me too. And Floyd. Takes the shine off Swayze being my joker. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Look, I admit he was my joker, but I had nothing to do with it, honest.

Nice one, BC.

You could be right, pre-computers I used to read a lot (I could read all day given the opportunity and a good book). Now I find that after a few pages I can't keep my eyes open, and doze off. Might be the comfiness of the sofa though.

Yes, a secret man ....

I had some green loons, too. I embroidered them with those symbols from the fourth Led Zeppelin album. (The only bit of sewing I've ever attempted outside school)

Tsk. These people will do anything for publicity.

Not loon pants?

That's a shame, he wrote some very funny stuff (if not recently). The first book I remember making me laugh out loud was "Billy Liar".

ohhhh ..... I dunno ..... *sticks pin in* Levi Strauss

I'm all in favour of giving these people special parking bays in the far distant reaches of the car park.

There are various easy ways to tell a male from a female, anyway. For instance, if she feels a fart coming on, does she slip discreetly outside or stay put and let rip publicly with a smug expression?