Jeremy Clarkson

[maryportfuncity 10,795]

21 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Yep, both of whom are still alive and doing ok. I had coffee with Daniella recently.

 

 

Can she get it from the cup or does she need a straw? 

 

Asking for form studying purposes, like

[Lurking shadow 28]

Does anyone know when Clarkson's due date is? He's looked for a while now like he's about to pop. The lifetime of chain-smoking and alcoholism hasn't been kind to him.

[Spade_Cooley 9,793]

On 20/10/2024 at 16:34, Ulitzer95 said:

Yep, both of whom are still alive and doing ok. I had coffee with Daniella recently.

The "create your own Ulitzer night out" game continues unabated. Just combine a random hun-friendly female celebrity of the 2000s with a pre-Major Conservative political figure.

 

For instance: All Bar One with Lisa Scott Lee and Keith Joseph.

[Ulitzer95 13,212]

1 hour ago, Spade_Cooley said:

The "create your own Ulitzer night out" game continues unabated. Just combine a random hun-friendly female celebrity of the 2000s with a pre-Major Conservative political figure.

 

For instance: All Bar One with Lisa Scott Lee and Keith Joseph.

As Johnny Cash said, I've been everywhere, man.

[maryportfuncity 10,795]

Farming skills on display - by which I mean he's milking it!

 

[The Daredevil 1,241]

On strict health food diet following last year's heart surgery

[Ulitzer95 13,212]

1 hour ago, The Daredevil said:

On strict health food diet following last year's heart surgery

Clarkson strikes me as being like a Paul O’Grady. Bad living + potentially bad genetic luck = steady declining health, followed by sudden death.

 

Clarkson is 65 in a few months.

O’Grady made it to 67.

 

Can see Clarkson expiring sooner rather than later from a heart attack or a stroke. 

[The Daredevil 1,241]

1 minute ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Clarkson strikes me as being like a Paul O’Grady. Bad living + potentially bad genetic luck = steady declining health, followed by sudden death.

 

Clarkson is 65 in a few months.

O’Grady made it to 67.

 

Can see Clarkson expiring sooner rather than later from a heart attack or a stroke. 

Yes, I can also see a John Sessions or Tony Slattery ending for Clarkson.

[Bibliogryphon 9,766]

Just now, The Daredevil said:

Yes, I can also see a John Sessions or Tony Slattery ending for Clarkson.

 

Apart from the people being sad about it

[Ulitzer95 13,212]

7 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

Apart from the people being sad about it

Clarkson is actually very popular, hence why he keeps getting signed to new shows.

 

I’m not sure why. I find him dull.

[markb4 943]

9 hours ago, The Daredevil said:

Yes, I can also see a John Sessions or Tony Slattery ending for Clarkson.

I just can't picture him doing improv.