Amanda 3 Posted March 4, 2005 As I remark to my brother in law (to wind him up), animals are for eating and working, not to be used as pets. I don't want to, but if I clicked on the Report button, what would happen? Agree re: animals and my other dogs are generally animals, but this offending creature seems to have no useful purpose. And b*gger me his breath STINKS!! When he breathes over you it's like a baseball bat to the side of the face.... foul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 4, 2005 Or perhaps an Uzi 9-millimetre. What is this please? And where do I get one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 4, 2005 Must say, I do very much like Mr Mortician's avatar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted March 4, 2005 Or perhaps an Uzi 9-millimetre. What is this please? And where do I get one? That would be a gun, a very nice one at that, is that an assault rifle? I forgot, been a while since I've seen any, not used to not seeing soldiers in the streets with assault rifles in their hands. And josco, I meant tie down the dog and let him get run over, I can't stand dogs, not afraid of them but can't stand them, I dunno. To quote my favorite show: "On Valentine's Day of (I forgot the year) Angel nails a puppy to..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 4, 2005 animals are for eating and working Hopefully you're suggesting it's one or the other. If not, then I think you have your order back to front. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 4, 2005 I don't want to, but if I clicked on the Report button, what would happen? The police would be round first thing in the morning to take a statement. They'll take you down the station, lose your papers and lock you up for the day just in case. After all, you've got to be a bit shifty; you still don't have an avatar. In the cells, you'll meet a big hairy woman that goes by the name of Eileen, who is also there because she repeatedly presses the "Report" button. She'll wear your defences down through carefully crafted circular arguments about God, loving thy neighbour and peace on Earth, and you'll end up falling for her, running off to a nunnery when you're released, to be married by Mother Superior and live happily ever after. So, go on, press the button. You know Eileen wants you to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted March 4, 2005 Must say, I do very much like Mr Mortician's avatar! I'm glad you like the old stiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted March 4, 2005 Must say, I do very much like Mr Mortician's avatar! I'm glad you like the old stiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mortician 2 Posted March 4, 2005 Old or young! You're only as old as the stiff you feel.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 4, 2005 Old or young! You're only as old as the stiff you feel.... Does a year ago count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted March 4, 2005 Amanda! You sound like a fairly capable person who can look after herself when push comes to shove. So where is your avatar? We have waited patiently (for a whole week!). With all the advice you have had, I can hardly wait to see what it will be. ??? A fox with a wooden leg and no lights ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted March 4, 2005 Amanda! You sound like a fairly capable person who can look after herself when push comes to shove. So where is your avatar? We deserve an answer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted March 4, 2005 Here's a question, who cares? It's just an avatar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted March 4, 2005 Here's a question, who cares? It's just an avatar. ooh, that hurts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted March 4, 2005 Here's a question, who cares? It's just an avatar. ooh, that hurts. Sorry to be the voice of sanity but it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 5, 2005 Who cares? What does it matter who cares? Obviously some of us do care (to an appropriate extent). Does that make us insane? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 5, 2005 This is your captain speaking ... I obviously didn't care enough to log on for the above! (Oh no! not more logs!!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted March 5, 2005 Third time lucky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 5, 2005 Alright alright alright! It's difficult with my computer - it's a crappy old iMac and it's just rubbish and I've got this accelerator thing on it that speeds it up but the pictures come out bad so I can't see them very well. And I don't know what to have as avatar. And someone very kindly sent me some possible pictures to my Hotmail account, but when I try to open them Hotmail boots me out and demands my password over and over and over again, and I don't have another email address in which to forward them too. If I gave someone my password would they be able to do it for me? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeee? *fluttering eyelashes* - what is this meant to be?? - and this actually. - and what about this one? Is he blowing bubbles? Isn't that Michael Jackson's job? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 5, 2005 Actually Honez, I checked out some of Eileen's rants .... really don't know what to say about that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda 3 Posted March 5, 2005 Just quickly wanted to share this because I'm v.excited!!!!!! It's snowing here!!! Really heavily and it's actually sticking! We've had rubbish snow here on and off for the last couple of weeks, but this is proper sticking thick fluffy snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might be able to build a snowman in the morning!! Hooray hurrah!!!!!!! Goodnight!!!!! (although I'm too bloody excited to sleep now!!!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted March 5, 2005 You know Amanda, you can write all of those messages in just one reply. It snowed here on Christmas Eve, it snows around here once every 10 years or so only so I'd say I was pretty lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted March 5, 2005 Amanda, you should be able to see all those graphics all right even on the crappiest, oldest iMac. You need to find your "displays" control panel and fiddle around with the settings. I don't know which mac OS you are using, but clicking on the apple in the top left of the screen is often a good start. There is little chance that you will make things worse than they already are! In order to please Inar, if you have something to add to a post, you can use the "edit" button on the top right of the post. Saves you from writing several posts in a row in the same thread. Though it will delay your forthcoming promotion to executioner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted March 5, 2005 Though it will delay your forthcoming promotion to executioner. Since when do the number of posts a person makes matter? I have 2000+ on another board and believe me, I'm not the most popular guy around there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
