I Wish

[Cup of Tea 3]

i wish there was a topic where we could talk about stuff that had sod all to do with deathlist.

 

but there isnt.

and im sure this will soon be deleted. b*gger.

 

Just played some poker with the girls. One word= POOR

 

grr..

[Windsor 2,233]

There have been many attempts to begin a deathlist thread that has nothing to do with death. As far as I can tell there was one successful thread but it....em.....went missing.

There used to be a 'chat 'feature on the actual forum (I'm told) but it had to be discontinued because the admin and mods were saying too much about deathlist secrets.

 

And yes, this thread has a very short life expectancy.....

[Banshees Scream 110]

I've created a thread much alike but I suppose some of our

regular folks around here are very private and sharing pointless

talk would be a waste of there time.

 

Perhaps then this should be merged?

[Slave to the Grave 26]

Given the slightest opportunity, most 'relevant' threads seem to veer wildly off course. The trick is in finding the right thread for your particular digression.

 

Personally I can't remember the last time I mentioned death. I do hope this isn't a banning offence.

[Windsor 2,233]

Thats actually a good point. I very rarely mention death. I normally argue, make lewd comments and try to be slightly amusing.

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

The Jokes thread tackles all sorts. Seems to have been a popular addition, oh yeah and the Christmas thread. In fact, I'm about to start another none death thread about new year.

 

Probably up for being banned then.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Anyone else here ever been to Margate?

[maryportfuncity 10,647]

Anyone else here ever been to Margate?

 

Aye, it was shut.

 

Anyone here ever been to Maryport?

[football_fan 42]

The Jokes thread tackles all sorts. Seems to have been a popular addition, oh yeah and the Christmas thread. In fact, I'm about to start another none death thread about new year.

 

Probably up for being banned then.

You forgot to mention the Deathlist - The Band thread. It was quite witty.

[Canadian Paul 97]

There have been many attempts to begin a deathlist thread that has nothing to do with death. As far as I can tell there was one successful thread but it....em.....went missing.

There used to be a 'chat 'feature on the actual forum (I'm told) but it had to be discontinued because the admin and mods were saying too much about deathlist secrets.

 

And yes, this thread has a very short life expectancy.....

Deathlist secrets?

 

I've been watching MI-5 and it's got me all paranoid.

[Cerberus 302]

Just played some poker with the girls. One word= POOR

 

grr..

Are we to understand that you were the only one to end up with no clothes on?

 

Bit cold for that sort of thing.

 

But yes the mods can be a little hasty with their delete buttons sometimes - a couple of weeks ago we had some twunt trying to flog phones, and he got shown the door pretty sharpish, but a thread such as this harms no-one.

[Slave to the Grave 26]

Anyone else here ever been to Margate?

 

Aye, it was shut.

 

Anyone here ever been to Maryport?

No, but I've heard it's full of gay pubs.

[Cup of Tea 3]

Are we to understand that you were the only one to end up with no clothes on?

Yes. . . thats exactly what i meant

[Darth McGuyver 0]

Annoying SHOUTY PRESENTER...I wonder if anyone can guess....???

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Annoying SHOUTY PRESENTER...I wonder if anyone can guess....???

Davina McCall?

[BrunoBrimley 86]

This forum is about death I never knew that thanks for telling me.

[Canadian Paul 97]

This forum is about death I never knew that thanks for telling me.

Of course. Hadn't you noticed the demise of your personal life Mr. Brimley?

[Tempus Fugit 214]

This forum is about death   I never knew that thanks for telling me.

Of course. Hadn't you noticed the demise of your personal life Mr. Brimley?

Bruno's personal life is a fistful of fun, soothing Mr. Happy.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

Anyone else here ever been to Margate?

 

Aye, it was shut.

 

Anyone here ever been to Maryport?

No, but I've heard it's full of gay pubs.

I wouldn't know anything about that, sir.

 

I once bought quite a nice pair of slippers in Margate, which I still wear occasionally.

And some home-brew equipment.

 

 

Isn't Maryport where Norman St John Stevas lives?

[BrunoBrimley 86]

This forum is about death    I never knew that thanks for telling me.

Of course. Hadn't you noticed the demise of your personal life Mr. Brimley?

Bruno's personal life is a fistful of fun, soothing Mr. Happy.

Jealousy will get you nowhere Templus......

[Slave to the Grave 26]

I once bought quite a nice pair of slippers in Margate, which I still wear occasionally.

And some home-brew equipment.

Do you smoke a pipe by any chance Notapotato?

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I once bought quite a nice pair of slippers in Margate, which I still wear occasionally.

And some home-brew equipment.

Do you smoke a pipe by any chance Notapotato?

No. That wouldn't be ladylike.

[Slave to the Grave 26]

I once bought quite a nice pair of slippers in Margate, which I still wear occasionally.

And some home-brew equipment.

Do you smoke a pipe by any chance Notapotato?

No. That wouldn't be ladylike.

 

Not another Deathlist Genderbender.

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I once bought quite a nice pair of slippers in Margate, which I still wear occasionally.

And some home-brew equipment.

Do you smoke a pipe by any chance Notapotato?

No. That wouldn't be ladylike.

 

Not another Deathlist Genderbender.

Well would it?

[Slave to the Grave 26]

I once bought quite a nice pair of slippers in Margate, which I still wear occasionally.

And some home-brew equipment.

Do you smoke a pipe by any chance Notapotato?

No. That wouldn't be ladylike.

 

Not another Deathlist Genderbender.

Well would it?

I don't know what you can possibly mean?