Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted January 24, 2006 Okay, this probably won't have much of a shelf-life, given the recent fashion for topic closure, but my sick & never bored mind got round to wondering whether there are any known accounts of famous people dying whilst in the act of sex. By this I mean with another person, as against asphyxiating whilst trussed up on your own & wondering when Paula's going to get back from shopping. Celebs, literally corpsing on top of their partners, that's what I wanna hear about. Pictures, too, would be a strange bonus, although I accept that these might be something of a scarce commodity... After a quick trawl on Google I came up with little, except for these Carnal pervs from the annuls of history: Catholic Popes who died during sex: Leo VII (936-9) died of a heart attack, John VII (955-64) was bludgeoned to death by the husband of the woman he was with at the time, John XIII (965-72) was also murdered by a jealous husband, Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy. Which is nice. I'm sure you can do better, so over to you lot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted January 24, 2006 ....Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy. Which is nice. I'm sure you can do better, so over to you lot... No, I can't. Good to see that those who had a moral authority over the masses behaved so well. Our more modern politicians could take guidance from them. Plus ca change........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 He might not be famous, but here's a guy who died while poking a horse. Horse Sex Death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted January 24, 2006 Didn't one of the wealthy Rockerfeller family die inside his secretary? And Mussolini was on the job with his mistress when a seething mob did for the pair of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 Didn't one of the wealthy Rockerfeller family die inside his secretary? And Mussolini was on the job with his mistress when a seething mob did for the pair of them. That's not entirely accurate. They weren't sh*gging when they were strung up, surely. We want cases when people died in flagrante delicto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted January 24, 2006 He might not be famous, but here's a guy who died while poking a horse. Horse Sex Death Bloody hell. It takes all sorts I suppose, gives a new twist to horse riding that's for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 He might not be famous, but here's a guy who died while poking a horse. Horse Sex Death Bloody hell. It takes all sorts I suppose, gives a new twist to horse riding that's for sure. Yes, he wasn't actually "sleeping" with the horse...the horse was "sleeping with him." There must be more animal-sex-related deaths out there that have been covered up. Our job is to uncover them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted January 24, 2006 It's just an urban myth, of course, but: Catherine the Great A quote from the article (take care not to piss yourselves laughing, folks!): "Not being a native speaker of Russian, Catherine once mistook the word ещё (/yeshchyo/ - more), consisting of 3 letters, as истчо (/istcho/), consisting of 5 letters. That gave rise to a popular Russian joke: how can 5 mistakes occure in ещё? " Damn, if that is an example of Russian humour, I would've topped meself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 It's just an urban myth, of course, but: Catherine the Great A quote from the article (take care not to piss yourselves laughing, folks!): "Not being a native speaker of Russian, Catherine once mistook the word ещё (/yeshchyo/ - more), consisting of 3 letters, as истчо (/istcho/), consisting of 5 letters. That gave rise to a popular Russian joke: how can 5 mistakes occure in ещё? " Damn, if that is an example of Russian humour, I would've topped meself! As someone who once studied Russian, I can confirm they have their nuances. For example, whereas we would say "you are pulling my leg" they would say "Lapshoo na ooshee vershat" (my keyboard can't do cyrillic, btw) which translates to "You are hanging noodles on my ears". And to think half of the world were scared of them for 50 or so years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 24, 2006 Didn't one of the wealthy Rockerfeller family die inside his secretary? And Mussolini was on the job with his mistress when a seething mob did for the pair of them. And in the line of politicians, I also recall FDR having an anyeurism while riding his mistress. A fair substitute for riding his wheelchair I'd say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 Didn't one of the wealthy Rockerfeller family die inside his secretary? And Mussolini was on the job with his mistress when a seething mob did for the pair of them. And in the line of politicians, I also recall FDR having an anyeurism while riding his mistress. A fair substitute for riding his wheelchair I'd say. Was she giving him a Pearl Harbour at the time? Would have been great if he had an oyster shell up his arse at the autopsy. Filthy, but good... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 If this is true then it's one of the best deaths in history. "The most notorious case of in delicato flagranto morto allegedly occurred in 1899: The President of France died while receiving oral gratification. When Mademoiselle realized Monsieur was stiff for all the wrong reasons, she panicked, suffered trauma-induced lockjaw, and was rushed hospital where she had to be pried from the penis of le President." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brinsworth House Baiter 12 Posted January 24, 2006 So, basically it's popes & politicians so far, mostly knobbing people they shouldn't be. Not sure, but there's probably a moral there somewhere. Good work people, keep 'em coming. (insert gag here). If nothing else, this thread has convinced me never to have sex with a horse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 24, 2006 So, basically it's popes & politicians so far, mostly knobbing people they shouldn't be. Not sure, but there's probably a moral there somewhere. Good work people, keep 'em coming. (insert gag here). If nothing else, this thread has convinced me never to have sex with a horse. You mean never let a horse have sex with you. There is a difference (of a few inches, anyway). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 24, 2006 If this is true then it's one of the best deaths in history. "The most notorious case of in delicato flagranto morto allegedly occurred in 1899: The President of France died while receiving oral gratification. When Mademoiselle realized Monsieur was stiff for all the wrong reasons, she panicked, suffered trauma-induced lockjaw, and was rushed hospital where she had to be pried from the penis of le President." Of course it's true! They made a movie based off of it! Weekend at Bernie's! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Hackenslash 25 Posted January 25, 2006 Now we've heard of celebs dying while having sex with someone/thing else. But what about male celebs who have been caught in the act of, a-hem, Onanism. Or for the female celebs, tickling the kipper (thanks to Two Pints...for that one)? Personally, I reckon Princess Di was giving head when the car crashed - that's why she didn't have her seatbelt on. Stick that up your conspiracy theory! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 25, 2006 So, basically it's popes & politicians so far, mostly knobbing people they shouldn't be. I've read somewhere (probably in an unreliable source) that an archbisshop of Paris was found dead in a Paris street in front of a brothel. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted January 25, 2006 Now we've heard of celebs dying while having sex with someone/thing else. But what about male celebs who have been caught in the act of, a-hem, Onanism. Or for the female celebs, tickling the kipper (thanks to Two Pints...for that one)? Personally, I reckon Princess Di was giving head when the car crashed - that's why she didn't have her seatbelt on. Stick that up your conspiracy theory! Why your very own Stephen Milligan died in an autoerotic asphyxiation incident! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Himler Posted January 25, 2006 If this is true then it's one of the best deaths in history. "The most notorious case of in delicato flagranto morto allegedly occurred in 1899: The President of France died while receiving oral gratification. When Mademoiselle realized Monsieur was stiff for all the wrong reasons, she panicked, suffered trauma-induced lockjaw, and was rushed hospital where she had to be pried from the penis of le President." Clinton, take note! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 25, 2006 Clinton, take note! Oh, and have a cigar. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Himler Posted January 25, 2006 Wasn't that in a "Dark Side Of The Moon Track"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 25, 2006 Wasn't that in a "Dark Side Of The Moon Track"? Close, but no cigar. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Himler Posted January 25, 2006 Bollocks, wong album, but I will go far! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted February 8, 2006 Milligan anniversary today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted February 8, 2006 Milligan anniversary today! I'll eat a tangerine in his memory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
