Guest Halo Posted May 10, 2004 Isn't there a place here for people that we'd like to see 'get the ultimate chance card' .. where we can advance them to go(d) without collecting £200 or saying goodbye to anyone? Kilroy, Shane Ritchie et al. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Reaper 186 Posted May 11, 2004 Its not really the objective here but I can refer you to an alternative site http://www.mickhucknall.com/ This one always amuses me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worthing Paul 3 Posted June 18, 2004 Okay, so moving away from the "who's really gonna cop it" list, who would people choose as their dream deathlist? Regardless of state of health, age etc. whose demise would bring the biggest smile to you face? So come on, let's have your Fantasy Deathlists... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted June 18, 2004 Me thinks your Fantasy DeathList thread will turn into a Political Punch-up Ranting thread, but I would love to be proved wrong. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worthing Paul 3 Posted June 18, 2004 Hmm. You know, DWB, I think you could be right. Should really engage my little brain before typing these things shouldn't I? Oh well, here's my top three anyway: 1. Osama Bin Laden 2. George W Bush 3. Cilla Black Let the mayhem begin! WP 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted June 18, 2004 Good thread WP, but be careful of wishing for George W's passing, which would mean the truly frightening prospect of President Dick Cheney, with the rest of the team (i.e. the likes of Ashcroft and Rumsfeld) all elevated one spot on the chain of command. Some other nominees: Lee Bowyer Jamiroquai Jeremy Beadle the lead singer of E17 any or all of the people on the current UK Big Brother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted June 21, 2004 Les Dennis Jim Davidson Bernard Manning (see threads passim) The Kids from Fame The Shadow Cabinet Manchester Utd Arsenal The list goes on, I could be here a while....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted June 21, 2004 1. John Kerry 2. Good Ol' Bill Clinton 3. Al Gore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted June 21, 2004 Only suprised that weatherman didn't add Bill Clinton Which reminds me of the difference between Democrat and Republican presidents... Democrats screw the women... Republicans screw the country... (I feel certain that thanks should go to Ben Elton for that old chestnut, even if I can't recall where I first heard it....) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherman90 7 Posted June 21, 2004 Only suprised that weatherman didn't add Bill Clinton Which reminds me of the difference between Democrat and Republican presidents... Democrats screw the women... Republicans screw the country... (I feel certain that thanks should go to Ben Elton for that old chestnut, even if I can't recall where I first heard it....) Excuse me, but Democrats have screwed the country far more than republicans. Obviously you have forgotten that our democratic president Lyndon B. Johnson sent and killed hundreds of thousands of troops to Vietnam in the 1960s and we never accomplished anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted June 21, 2004 1. Nancy Reagan (Spouses often follow soon after, and I can dream, can't I.) 2. Billy and Hillary Clinton, at the same time, preferably at the hand of G.W. Bush so he'd end up somebody's buddy in the federal hoosgow, and Cheney and the rest of that mob convicted of conspiracy... (Talk about dreamin') 3. Jerry Springer 4. Spike Lee 5. Don King (Considering some of the types of people this guy has screwed over, it's amazing he's still around anyway.) Note to FBI types: This is strictly a humorous forum, no intent should be implied or construed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unregistered guest 1 Posted June 23, 2004 1. Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh 2. Barbara Streisand 3. Jerry Bruckheimer (+so many others that I can't seem to come up with right now) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted June 23, 2004 I'm surprised that nobody's list has included a certain prospective meteorologist yet............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted June 23, 2004 I know funny, and that's funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted June 27, 2004 Does anyone agree with me that talentless celebs should be comitted to an early grave ? Celebs (allegedly ) like brian conley, matthew kelly etc.....Your views are welcome.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted June 27, 2004 Welcome faustus An interesting idea, but I think you will find there are plenty more names to add to that list, including a recent discussion which saw Ian Wright factored in to the talentless, football presenting, celebrities list. But on to more pressing matters and the main focus of the deathlist: which talentless celebrities do you think will die this year and next year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted June 28, 2004 Ronnie Corbett !!!...Hopefully.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted June 28, 2004 which talentless celebrities do you think will die this year and next year? That'll be a trick ... dying two years in a row ! (though some of them deserve it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted June 28, 2004 Ronnie Corbett... Sorry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted June 29, 2004 Well, he's not dead yet as far as i know !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted June 29, 2004 I think you'll have to check out his TV credits to get the Sorry bit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted June 29, 2004 But what about the parents from Sorry!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted June 29, 2004 Damn... Barbara Lott .... Mrs. Phyllis Lumsden William Moore .... Mr. Sydney Lumsden Both dead. 2002 and 2000, respectively. Sorry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackThirteen 1 Posted July 4, 2004 1. Fred Durst must die!!! I hate him ohhhh do I hate him. 2. The entire Bush family. 3. The New York Yankees. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted July 5, 2004 Not sure if there's a better place to put this, but from imdb.com ... "Hollywood star Alec Baldwin has rubbished Dessarae Bradford's account of their alleged romp - which she detailed in her book My S/M Romp With Alec Baldwin. The author - a former phone sex worker - devotes 57 pages analyzing her alleged one-night sex fest with The Cooler actor - which involved an egg- shaped vibrator, a Hershey chocolate bar and a bottle of baby oil." 57 pages !!! That was some romp for one night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
