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I`m not a German!!!!

I come from Slovenia and my Name Is Bromker Harkis and Nickname: Bomber Harris. Why do you think that I´m a German? Do you hate Germans? Bomber Harris has 400000 People killed in this Country with his Bombers. And now Bomber Harris comes with 1000Bombers and make all flat. :(

Nice to hear from someone from another collaborator country! What mental hospital gave you access to a computer?

Perhaps the hospital allowed him a few minutes of browsing as a reward for taking his psychotropic medication.....

 

I think what is needed is a cyber "iron curtain" to shut out these ignorant East European contributors?

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I`m not a German!!!!

I come from Slovenia and my Name Is Bromker Harkis and Nickname: Bomber Harris. Why do you think that I´m a German? Do you hate Germans? Bomber Harris has 400000 People killed in this Country with his Bombers. And now Bomber Harris comes with 1000Bombers and make all flat. :(

Nice to hear from someone from another collaborator country! What mental hospital gave you access to a computer?

Perhaps the hospital allowed him a few minutes of browsing as a reward for taking his psychotropic medication.....

 

I think what is needed is a cyber "iron curtain" to shut out these ignorant East European contributors?

Or maybe even better, another Blitzkreig!

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Two delicacies which smell almost as bad as Handkäs', but taste considerably better are:

 

Bombay Duck

 

and Durian Fruit.

 

I find Marmite pretty horrid, too.

 

I bet you anything Mr. Josco is passionately enthusiastic about Marmite.

Somehow the Schmeling site got subverted to a smelling site.

 

No doubt poor old Max is niffing a bit now...... :flame:

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Bomber Harris is back.

5:45am I destroy London with 1000 Big Bombers. Napalm Inferno.

First I fly ofer the Buckingham Palace. ;)

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Bomber Harris is back.

5:45am I destroy London with 1000 Big Bombers. Napalm Inferno.

First I fly ofer the Buckingham Palace. ;)

Good. I'll look forward to hearing the drone of Messerschmitts over the channel soon.

Strikes me as being a bit silly bombing your in-bred German cousins though.

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Bomber Harris is back.

5:45am I destroy London with 1000 Big Bombers. Napalm Inferno.

First I fly ofer the Buckingham Palace. ;)

Released for the weekend eh? So you are a care in the community patient.

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Bomber Harris is back.

5:45am I destroy London with 1000 Big Bombers. Napalm Inferno.

First I fly ofer the Buckingham Palace. ;)

Obviously, your delusional vision never came to pass....

 

I think you need a new name. After all, the real Bomber Harris actually did what he said.

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Why do you say im Dead?

Today i live in the city in the Clouds! And I come Back. I`am the Champion. My next Fight is vs. Lennox Lewies.

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Why do you say im Dead?

Today i live in the city in the Clouds! And I come Back. I`am the Champion. My next Fight is vs. Lennox Lewies.

I'm not sure he's a boxer. Perhaps you mean Lennox Lewis?

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Why do you say im Dead?

Today i live in the city in the Clouds! And I come Back. I`am the Champion. My next Fight is vs. Lennox Lewies.

Who intimated you were dead? Don't be alarmed, it's probably just one of them voices only you can hear from time to time.

 

Keep taking the medication.....

 

 

"City in the clouds"? I think you have mistranslated "Cloud Cuckoo Land" ;)

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If the other thread on Schmeling was in this one, he'd be neck and neck with the pope.

"neck and neck"? Sounds like a group hanging to me.....

 

I think the nazis are ahead on that one:

 

von Ribberntrop

Streicher

Keitel

etc.....

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Anyone catch the Radio 4 thing on Schmeling?

 

It cast an entirely different light on the man and on Joe Louis.

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Anyone catch the Radio 4 thing on Schmeling?

 

It cast an entirely different light on the man and on Joe Louis.

No, what did it say?

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Max helped Joe Louis out when Joe had lost all his money and were good friends; I think he even helped pay for his funeral....

 

Joe L's story is your classic boxer pissing all his money away, with active help from his friends and advisors! Strange that Mike Tyson was always presented as a great student of boxing history when he was younger but learnt nothing from this tale....

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Max helped Joe Louis out when Joe had lost all his money and were good friends; I think he even helped pay for his funeral....

 

Joe L's story is your classic boxer pissing all his money away, with active help from his friends and advisors! Strange that Mike Tyson was always presented as a great student of boxing history when he was younger but learnt nothing from this tale....

The truly sad fact here is that Tyson is still alive!

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Noel Coward, Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans (1943)

 

 

Verse

 

We must be kind

And with an open mind

We must endeavour to find

A way -

To let the Germans know that when the war is over

They are not the ones who'll have to pay.

We must be sweet

And tactful and discreet

And when they've suffered defeat

We mustn't let

Them feel upset

Or ever get

The feeling that we're cross with them or hate them,

Our future policy must be to reinstate them.

 

Refrain 1

 

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans

When our victory is ultimately won,

It was just those nasty Nazis who persuaded them to fight

And their Beethoven and Bach are really far worse than their bite

Let's be meek to them-

And turn the other cheek to them

And try to bring out their latent sense of fun.

Let's give them full air parity

And treat the rats with charity,

But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

 

Verse 2

 

We must be just

And win their love and trust

And in addition we must

Be wise

And ask the conquered lands to join our hands to aid them.

That would be a wonderful surprise.

For many years-

They've been in floods of tears

Because the poor little dears

Have been so wronged and only longed

To cheat the world,

Deplete the world

And beat

The world to blazes.

This is the moment when we ought to sing their praises.

 

Refrain 2

 

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans

When we've definately got them on the run

Let us treat them very kindly as we would a valued friend

We might send them out some Bishops as a form of lease and lend,

Let's be sweet to them

And day by day repeat to them

That 'sterilization' simply isn't done.

Let's help the dirty swine again

To occupy the Rhine again,

But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

 

Refrain 3

 

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans

When the age of peace and plenty has begun.

We must send them steel and oil and coal and everything they need

For their peaceable intentions can be always guaranteed.

Let's employ with them a sort of 'strength through joy' with them,

They're better than us at honest manly fun.

Let's let them feel they're swell again and bomb us all to hell again,

But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

 

Refrain 4

 

Don't let's be beastly to the Germans

For you can't deprive a gangster of his gun

Though they've been a little naughty to the Czechs and Poles and Dutch

But I don't suppose those countries really minded very much

Let's be free with them and share the B.B.C. with them.

We mustn't prevent them basking in the sun.

Let's soften their defeat again - and build their bloody fleet again,

But don't let's be beastly to the Hun.

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If you call what he does living.

 

Doesn't strike me as a guy who gets wall to wall enjoyment out of his life.

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That's a little harsh on Joe Louis. He was creamed by the IRS after a cheque was mistakenly made out to him personally, rather than the charity he was raising money for with a exhibition bout, and they hit him with "unpaid" taxes several years later. If i'm not mistaken it exceeded $1M, in the mid-50's, and bankrupted him. He later did very sad meet & greet type work in Vegas. A few friends and i run an annual death list among ourselves; i manged to submit mine into the pool only 48 hours before Schmeling actually keeled, so was off to great start.

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Review of a book about Scmeling and Louis in the last Sunday Times.

 

[Two Schmeling topics merged -- MH]

Edited by Magere Hein

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