Gunjaman5000 32 Posted April 11, 2005 No, but I have seen the sons of Katie Elder, starring John Wayne. Shame John Wayne's not around anymore. He's done for thousands of Indians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strikestwice 0 Posted July 11, 2005 Any up to date health news on Yogi? I need a new nominee for our village Stiff Club and can't decide between Yogi and Byron Nelson. My jackpot winners to date: Lord Longford, Estee Lauder & Princess Alice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted July 28, 2005 Definitely frail these days: Shuffling around bare-footed has given him painful blisters; his unorthodox eating habits produce bad breath. You could say he's aSuper-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis... Now THAT is one of the best jokes ever! It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted July 28, 2005 It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though. I'm not so sure even meditation could do it. As far as i'm aware Paul and Ringo live pretty fine these days.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 32 Posted August 1, 2005 It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though. What's Mark Chapman up to these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted August 1, 2005 It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though. What's Mark Chapman up to these days? I know that there was a very strong possibility of his getting some sort of parole earlier this year and that ("I-I-EEEE-iii-OO-IIIII-I OO-ee. Do you like the way I sing") Yoko went to the court personally to protest against him. Suspect that Chapman has a reasonable chance since a) The American authorities probably don't consider chooting Lennon to be much of a crime. (I of course could not possibly comment) He has shown remorse and good behaviour since he has been inside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted August 1, 2005 When you say 'good behaviour', do you mean he had not tried to shoot Paul or Ringo yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted August 11, 2005 I wonder how "Sexy Sadie" has been as of late? You don't really hear much of him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Notaroberto Posted October 6, 2005 (edited) Leave him alone, u sobs. [shouting removed. -- MH] Edited October 7, 2005 by Magere Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted October 7, 2005 Leave him alone, u sobs. We've been doing exactly that for months. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Encore Posted October 7, 2005 (edited) Add [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right. [Joke removed. -- MH] Edited October 7, 2005 by Magere Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted October 7, 2005 Add [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right. I don't understand the concept to this "joke?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted October 7, 2005 Add [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right. I don't understand the concept to this "joke?" Me neither Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 32 Posted October 11, 2005 Add [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right. I don't understand the concept to this "joke?" Me neither I reckon that's got to be Yoko Ono, she's changed from conceptual artist to conceptual comedian. Stranger things have happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted November 2, 2005 U SOBS U ALWAYS TAKE UR FATHER POPE ON UR SIDE AND SIDEKICK OUR LEADERS, WHAT U THINK OF URSELVES ? U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ??? FU U SWALLOWERS. I've just read this thread for the first time, and it's really really funny! I think Roberto is definitely my favourite ranter so far. Can he go in the calendar, please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rubbernose Posted November 12, 2005 Roberto. I practise t.m. and i live my life by ayurvedic principles and follow maharishis teachings as fully as i can...but come on...have a bloody sense of humour....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life. The usual side effect of this is a sense of humour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted November 14, 2005 ....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life. Oh Christ that's a good one...HA HA HA HA! Oh very good indeed, HEE HEE HEE! Oh...I think i've just done a poo, it's so funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted November 14, 2005 ....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life. So it's not about correct useage of grammar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted November 15, 2005 Roberto. I practise t.m. and i live my life by ayurvedic principles and follow maharishis teachings as fully as i can...but come on...have a bloody sense of humour....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life. The usual side effect of this is a sense of humour. Asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted January 26, 2007 Web site offers subrcribers a weekly news conference. Since I'm not fixin' to subscribe meself - like - has anyone ever viewed one of these? If so, what physical shape is our man in? Could he - like - make 100? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 26, 2007 Maharishi Mahesh Yogi must be living on a routine for a while. All the meditation and mind exercises must be the key to his wise age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,662 Posted January 26, 2007 Aye, indeed BS. One crude statistic about many mammals is their seeming inability to survive more than one and a half billion heartbeats. TM slows the heart down. mebbe summat in that. Then again, he was rumoured to be a chilled out old letch well into late middle age. No proof ever offered, but strong rumours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest guru watcher Posted January 12, 2008 The Maharishi is in pretty tough shape, his birthday I believe is today or tomorrow and he is about 91 years old. The rumours going through the TM organization are that he has given up control to his "rajas" and has asked for a memorial to him be erected in 48 cities. Apparently his last filmed puja shows him crying, but I haven't seen it. My guess is he goes this year,but apparently he did not make your list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MAHARISHI Posted February 5, 2008 MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI WAS FOUND DEAD 2 HRS AGO IN HOLLAND. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 5, 2008 Blog rumours suggest it's possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
