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No, but I have seen the sons of Katie Elder, starring John Wayne.

 

Shame John Wayne's not around anymore. He's done for thousands of Indians.

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Any up to date health news on Yogi? I need a new nominee for our village Stiff Club and can't decide between Yogi and Byron Nelson.

My jackpot winners to date: Lord Longford, Estee Lauder & Princess Alice.

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Definitely frail these days: Shuffling around bare-footed has given him painful blisters; his unorthodox eating habits produce bad breath. You could say he's a

Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis... ;)

Now THAT is one of the best jokes ever!

 

It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though.

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It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though.

I'm not so sure even meditation could do it. :pop:

 

As far as i'm aware Paul and Ringo live pretty

fine these days..

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It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though.

What's Mark Chapman up to these days? :)

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It would be rather wonderful if he could outlive all 4 Beatles though.

What's Mark Chapman up to these days? :)

I know that there was a very strong possibility of his getting some sort of parole earlier this year and that ("I-I-EEEE-iii-OO-IIIII-I OO-ee. Do you like the way I sing") Yoko went to the court personally to protest against him. Suspect that Chapman has a reasonable chance since

a) The American authorities probably don't consider chooting Lennon to be much of a crime. (I of course could not possibly comment)

:( He has shown remorse and good behaviour since he has been inside

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When you say 'good behaviour', do you mean he had not tried to shoot Paul or Ringo yet?

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Guest Notaroberto

Leave him alone, u sobs.

 

[shouting removed. -- MH]

Edited by Magere Hein

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Leave him alone, u sobs.

We've been doing exactly that for months.

 

regards,

Hein

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Guest Encore

Add [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right.

 

[Joke removed. -- MH]

Edited by Magere Hein

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Add [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right.

I don't understand the concept to this "joke?"

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Add  [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right.

I don't understand the concept to this "joke?"

Me neither :)

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Add  [Joke removed. -- MH] and that will be about right.

I don't understand the concept to this "joke?"

Me neither ;)

I reckon that's got to be Yoko Ono, she's changed from conceptual artist to conceptual comedian.

 

Stranger things have happened. :huh:

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U SOBS

 

U ALWAYS TAKE UR FATHER POPE ON UR SIDE AND SIDEKICK OUR LEADERS, WHAT U THINK OF URSELVES ? U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ??? FU U SWALLOWERS.

I've just read this thread for the first time, and it's really really funny! I think Roberto is definitely my favourite ranter so far. :rip:

 

Can he go in the calendar, please?

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Roberto. I practise t.m. and i live my life by ayurvedic principles and follow maharishis teachings as fully as i can...but come on...have a bloody sense of humour....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life. The usual side effect of this is a sense of humour.

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....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life.

Oh Christ that's a good one...HA HA HA HA!

Oh very good indeed, HEE HEE HEE!

Oh...I think i've just done a poo, it's so funny.

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....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life.

 

So it's not about correct useage of grammar!

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Roberto. I practise t.m. and i live my life by ayurvedic principles and follow maharishis teachings as fully as i can...but come on...have a bloody sense of humour....the whole idea of connecting with the unified field is to give bring bliss into your life. The usual side effect of this is a sense of humour.

Asshole.

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Web site offers subrcribers a weekly news conference. Since I'm not fixin' to subscribe meself - like - has anyone ever viewed one of these? If so, what physical shape is our man in? Could he - like - make 100?

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Maharishi Mahesh Yogi must be living on a routine for a while. All the meditation and mind exercises must be the key to his wise age.

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Aye, indeed BS. One crude statistic about many mammals is their seeming inability to survive more than one and a half billion heartbeats. TM slows the heart down. mebbe summat in that. Then again, he was rumoured to be a chilled out old letch well into late middle age. No proof ever offered, but strong rumours.

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The Maharishi is in pretty tough shape, his birthday I believe is today or tomorrow and he is about 91 years old. The rumours going through the TM organization are that he has given up control to his "rajas" and has asked for a memorial to him be erected in 48 cities. Apparently his last filmed puja shows him crying, but I haven't seen it. My guess is he goes this year,but apparently he did not make your list.

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Guest MAHARISHI

MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI WAS FOUND DEAD 2 HRS AGO IN HOLLAND.

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