Terminator 13 Posted June 11, 2008 Young 'un likely to make full recovery shocker, the chat show circuit beckons. Mebbe the other locked up teenager could interview young Fritzl on her show, TV gold! I wonder how her siblings feel about her, being their aunt, sitting idly by, (in their eyes) colluding with events and doing nothing? Hang on, that could be said of all of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,637 Posted June 12, 2008 Robbie Williams saved young Kerstin, or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted October 22, 2008 ... he gotta make out with the young, 'cause tramps like him, baby they were... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted October 23, 2008 ... he gotta make out with the young, 'cause tramps like him, baby they were... They should just run him through a wood chipper. Would anyone object? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted October 23, 2008 ... he gotta make out with the young, 'cause tramps like him, baby they were... They should just run him through a wood chipper. Would anyone object? I believe Star Crossed was researching into Austrian wood products recently. Hopefully he'd care to return to outline the practicalities of the proposal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted January 15, 2009 Theatre staging Fritzl musical "The production's director is Hubsi Kramar, an Austrian stand-up comedian who raised eyebrows* when he tried to attend Vienna's Opera Ball dressed as Adolf Hitler. " * as well as a few raised right arms.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ageless Immortal Giant 2 Posted January 19, 2009 If there is any significant news about his health, he should be included for the 2010 deathlist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted January 22, 2009 Court date set for 16 March Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 605 Posted March 3, 2009 Someone from b3ta is going to hell... Very well made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 16, 2009 Trial starts Something occurred to me...what would have happened if Fritzl had dropped dead before he was rumbled? He would have let them rot to death, confined in their sound-proof cellar. What an evil bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted March 16, 2009 Trial starts Something occurred to me...what would have happened if Fritzl had dropped dead before he was rumbled? He would have let them rot to death, confined in their sound-proof cellar. What an evil bastard. They should Cask of Amotillado him Visit My Website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 16, 2009 Trial starts Something occurred to me...what would have happened if Fritzl had dropped dead before he was rumbled? He would have let them rot to death, confined in their sound-proof cellar. What an evil bastard. They should Cask of Amotillado him Visit My Website As a variation, perhaps they should inter him in the prison he constructed, and allow a different gay visitor to drop in every day to interfere with his arsehole. That way you could sell tickets for those inclined, watch it on the box on some German hardcore satellite channel for those inclined, and the state wouldn't be out of pocket. Everyone's happy, except poor old Joe and his goatse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 16, 2009 Trial starts Something occurred to me...what would have happened if Fritzl had dropped dead before he was rumbled? He would have let them rot to death, confined in their sound-proof cellar. What an evil bastard. They should Cask of Amotillado him Visit My Website As a variation, perhaps they should inter him in the prison he constructed, and allow a different gay visitor to drop in every day to interfere with his arsehole. That way you could sell tickets for those inclined, watch it on the box on some German hardcore satellite channel for those inclined and the state wouldn't be out of pocket. Let's hope the Big Brother producers don't pick up your idea.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 16, 2009 Trial starts Something occurred to me...what would have happened if Fritzl had dropped dead before he was rumbled? He would have let them rot to death, confined in their sound-proof cellar. What an evil bastard. I daresay his wife would have let them out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 16, 2009 Trial starts Something occurred to me...what would have happened if Fritzl had dropped dead before he was rumbled? He would have let them rot to death, confined in their sound-proof cellar. What an evil bastard. I daresay his wife would have let them out... Good point. I refuse to believe she knew nothing. I've sent a couple of emails to my mates back in Vienna... would like to know what they are saying over there (pretty much the same as here, I expect, but there might be an interesting bit or two of information/gossip we haven't heard about). Watch this space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 17, 2009 Read any good books lately? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted March 17, 2009 Read any good books lately? Not exactly a best cellar, is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,637 Posted March 18, 2009 BBC Radio just reported he's changed his plea to guilty on ALL counts. If there was any doubt about him dying in jail it's gone now he's admitting guilt for murder. Be a laugh, mind, if someone broke into his cell on a regular basis and repeatedly raped him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted March 18, 2009 Too bad Vincent Price is dead, he'd have been a shoe-in shoo-in for the movie role. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 18, 2009 Too bad Vincent Price is dead, he'd have been a shoe-in shoo-in for the movie role. Wow what a crazy picture! Looks like he's just finished with the tiling (spellcheck?)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted March 18, 2009 If there was any doubt about him dying in jail it's gone now he's admitting guilt for murder. Be a laugh, mind, if someone broke into his cell on a regular basis and repeatedly raped him. The Austrians should do what Jeffrey Dahmer's jailers did and accidentally leave him alone for a few mins with a psychopathic fellow prisoner with access to a heavy steel pole. Takes care of the problem for everyone, and saves the taxpayer the cost of incarcerating him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 18, 2009 If there was any doubt about him dying in jail it's gone now he's admitting guilt for murder. Be a laugh, mind, if someone broke into his cell on a regular basis and repeatedly raped him. The Austrians should do what Jeffrey Dahmer's jailers did and accidentally leave him alone for a few mins with a psychopathic fellow prisoner with access to a heavy steel pole. Takes care of the problem for everyone, and saves the taxpayer the cost of incarcerating him. That is a great idea. The Austrians have in the past managed to get rid of other "undesirables" the same way: When the Russians left Vienna after WWII, part of the deal was that the Austrians could not demolish any of the monuments, bridges, etc. that the Russians had built. One much hated Russian bridge over the Danube happened to collapse one night... luckily there were no cars driving through it at the time, and just as lucky was the fact that a replacement bridge a block away had just been completed that week For the eyesore that is the Russian Soldier monument, they just built this massive fountain in front to hide it (here seen from the side): Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,637 Posted March 18, 2009 He changed his plea after seeing the video of his daughter's testimony. Apparently he's struck a deal with the court, he pleads guilty, they provide him with a copy of that video, a toilet roll and a tub of Vaseline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 19, 2009 He changed his plea after seeing the video of his daughter's testimony. Apparently he's struck a deal with the court, he pleads guilty, they provide him with a copy of that video, a toilet roll and a tub of Vaseline. It would have to be a f*****g big roll of paper, knowing his sexual appetite.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted March 27, 2009 He changed his plea after seeing the video of his daughter's testimony. Apparently he's struck a deal with the court, he pleads guilty, they provide him with a copy of that video, a toilet roll and a tub of Vaseline. It would have to be a f*****g big roll of paper, knowing his sexual appetite.. The Italian job version Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
