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a most unpleasant thing

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,their final words were

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"Anyone for Custard Creams?"

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millions of chimpanzee typists

 

 

 

just to recap...

 

Once upon a time custard creams were edible, until Windsor told us about his little habit.

 

Windsor is a nun within a silent order who abhor shitty threads, and irritating humourless guests who scream out this: "Come back Harry Mac!"

 

We need quiz answers, that answer squid questions with style, so that the multitude of interest in [alleged] Savile incest.

 

"Fun for the family," said the neighbour, as the local constabulary arrived, with condoms and truncheons concealed beneath unmarked squid detection equipment, artfully disguised as prophylactics and cudgels.

 

They were not alone: They had bought along cream of Banshees soup; a most unpleasant thing indeed. But not withstanding, their final words were, "Anyone for Custard Creams?"

 

Just then, the funniest poem ever written by millions of chimpanzee typists

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soldier called Pike,

 

Who

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liked it up 'im

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alright,

until one day,

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a problum reared up

spellchecking this shite. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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T'was a dark, stormy

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night in Portsmouth and

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...at girls wearing glasses

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a glass of soda

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for Mrs Porter's feet

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corns, bunions, warts and

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residual fins and scales

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