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I'm more concerned about the fact the story implies LFN bought a French car. I don't like them, even the modern ones. Driving the length of the Netherlands in a uni Twingo without power steering was the final nail in the coffin. Or more precisely hanging about on a motorway just outside of Antwerpen on the return hammered in that nail.

I have to say my lil Clio is fuggin ace. Renault have finally built a car where you dont need very short legs and very long arms to drive it.

Besides, I could hardly let Pierre go hungry, could I?

 

I have a Renault, and I have both very short legs and very short arms, and drive it splendidly. It's got a bitching stereo in it too, and some Fox's Fruits in the little storage box by the ashtray that have been there since 2007.

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To get the thread back on track, I give you this gem from our very own 888-333.

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I'm more concerned about the fact the story implies LFN bought a French car. I don't like them, even the modern ones. Driving the length of the Netherlands in a uni Twingo without power steering was the final nail in the coffin. Or more precisely hanging about on a motorway just outside of Antwerpen on the return hammered in that nail.

I have to say my lil Clio is fuggin ace. Renault have finally built a car where you dont need very short legs and very long arms to drive it.

Besides, I could hardly let Pierre go hungry, could I?

 

I have a Renault, and I have both very short legs and very short arms, and drive it splendidly. It's got a bitching stereo in it too, and some Fox's Fruits in the little storage box by the ashtray that have been there since 2007.

 

And that proves you're not a sucker!

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Ok, the spelling is fine, grammer a bit iffy. It was me misreading the headline!

 

"Doctor who spiked pregnant lover's drinks jailed"

 

Aaargh, which Doctor? David Tennant? Tom Baker? Peter Davison? Could this have been phrased better?

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Ok, the spelling is fine, grammer a bit iffy. It was me misreading the headline!

 

"Doctor who spiked pregnant lover's drinks jailed"

 

Aaargh, which Doctor? David Tennant? Tom Baker? Peter Davison? Could this have been phrased better?

 

Reminds me of the Evening Standard billboard I saw at Victoria Station some years back, around the time of the Alder Hey Organ Scandal (see here):

 

"Doctor Who Stole Children's Body Parts"

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Ok, the spelling is fine, grammer a bit iffy. It was me misreading the headline!

 

"Doctor who spiked pregnant lover's drinks jailed"

 

Aaargh, which Doctor? David Tennant? Tom Baker? Peter Davison? Could this have been phrased better?

 

Reminds me of the Evening Standard billboard I saw at Victoria Station some years back, around the time of the Alder Hey Organ Scandal (see here):

 

"Doctor Who Stole Children's Body Parts"

And I always thought we were supposed to be afraid of The Master. This Doctor chappy is evil.

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