Rotten Ali 600 Posted March 31, 2014 Look out Ebola making a nasty return. 79 dead in West Africa in the last few weeks. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26825869 I'll keep it contained in one post... As of 2nd April - 95 deaths. As of 4th April - 97 deaths. As of 6th April - 99 deaths Looks like the WHO and MSF are halting it. Well done so far... but it will return... As of 3rd May - 157 deaths, so it's still going... 5th May - 164 14th May - 166 23rd May - 183 27th May - 200 2nd June - 208 5th June - 231 10th June - 252 deaths. Ditto 17th June - 337 deaths. 23rd July - 672 deaths. That's doubled in the space of the month. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-27953155 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted June 23, 2014 Ebola is "out of control" in West Africa: http://www.sbs.com.a...west-africa-msf '"The scale of the current Ebola epidemic is unprecedented in terms of geographical distribution, people infected and deaths," MSF said in a statement on Monday.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted June 23, 2014 Way worse than bird flu. The type of problem that can kill a million people before the end of the year. And if it is really is out of control, then we are all the walking dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted June 27, 2014 Beeb article on the crisis: http://www.bbc.com/news/health-28033027 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sir N Soames Posted June 27, 2014 Way worse than bird flu. The type of problem that can kill a million people before the end of the year. And if it is really is out of control, then we are all the walking dead. Yes, that's right. I have it on good authority that if there is ever a case of Ebola in the UK, the army will instantly set up a 20 mile exclusion zone and shoot every man, woman and child within that zone as a precautionary measure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 28, 2014 I have it on good authority that if there is ever a case of Ebola in the UK, the army will instantly set up a 20 mile exclusion zone and shoot every man, woman and child within that zone as a precautionary measure. I propose Beaconsfield, Bucks. regards, Hein 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted June 28, 2014 Way worse than bird flu. The type of problem that can kill a million people before the end of the year. And if it is really is out of control, then we are all the walking dead. Yes, that's right. I have it on good authority that if there is ever a case of Ebola in the UK, the army will instantly set up a 20 mile exclusion zone and shoot every man, woman and child within that zone as a precautionary measure. I can see that now........... "PRIVATE SEAR, WHY AREN'T YOU FIRING AT THAT MAN?" "Sarge, look he's got a full protective body suit on and he's carrying a case that says "Ebola cure" on the side, in big letters." "ORDERS ARE ORDERS, SEAR. EVERY MAN WITHIN THE EXCLUSION ZONE." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted June 28, 2014 I have it on good authority that if there is ever a case of Ebola in the UK, the army will instantly set up a 20 mile exclusion zone and shoot every man, woman and child within that zone as a precautionary measure. I propose Beaconsfield, Bucks. regards, Hein send them all to Scotland! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted June 28, 2014 I have it on good authority that if there is ever a case of Ebola in the UK, the army will instantly set up a 20 mile exclusion zone and shoot every man, woman and child within that zone as a precautionary measure. I propose Beaconsfield, Bucks. regards, Hein Just had a look at a map and I'm actually just about over 20 miles away from Beaconsfield......... so thanks.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted July 29, 2014 Way worse than bird flu. The type of problem that can kill a million people before the end of the year. And if it is really is out of control, then we are all the walking dead. The hospital in Nigeria where that chap died from Ebola is now under quarantine. The Nigerian case is the first on record in African's most populous country... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 11,086 Posted July 29, 2014 The apparently very important Ebola doctor Sheik Umar Khan dies of Ebola: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/29/ebola-doctor-dead-sheik-umar-khan_n_5630878.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,557 Posted July 29, 2014 Ebola has something like a 90% mortality rate, and this chap saved 100 victims lives. So yeah, he was quite good. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted July 29, 2014 Okay now the "it could come to the UK" and other similar stories are being printed. Could already fucking be here. Fucking bunch of clowns, someone needs to fucking get their finger out on this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 29, 2014 Look out Ebola making a nasty return. 79 dead in West Africa in the last few weeks. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26825869 I'll keep it contained in one post... As of 2nd April - 95 deaths. As of 4th April - 97 deaths. As of 6th April - 99 deaths Looks like the WHO and MSF are halting it. Well done so far... but it will return... As of 3rd May - 157 deaths, so it's still going... 5th May - 164 14th May - 166 23rd May - 183 27th May - 200 2nd June - 208 5th June - 231 10th June - 252 deaths. Ditto 17th June - 337 deaths. 23rd July - 672 deaths. That's doubled in the space of the month. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-27953155 As the virus kills the very doctors that are treating the sick then the spread will be advanced by those who are infected without knowing that they are ill. That monthly doubling of cases it's self could double. So a four fold increase in deaths month on month will produce a 100% world wide touch within the next 12 months. Because of the lack of a cure only early treatment will help those contracting the virus. Because of a possible pandemic the healthcare infrastructure will not be able to cope and the fatality rate may well rise to the 90% rate. So, 7 billion people alive now, maybe only 700 million alive this time next year... Action plan. 1. Other than getting doctors on the ground in these 3 countries, stop flying people in, out and around all of west Africa now. 2. Within the week, fly in many thousands of UN mandated troops to man checkpoints. 3. These troops must turn back all those people who wish to leave, if they don't turn back the troops should be instructed to shoot. 4. Provide the best care possible now, and drop food aid only by air. 5. Lock down like this till it is eradicated, even if it takes a few years. The WHO said they had lost control of it last month. In another months time, without these actions, a thousand new cases will be happening in Mali, Equatorial Guinea and Ivory Coast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted July 30, 2014 The next few weeks will be "interesting" - was it confined to the hospital or will other people in Lagos start coming down with it? Also, that man was on a plane and they haven't tracked down the other passengers yet, who could be anywhere: "The airline he flew with has yet to provide a passenger list for the flights he used." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted July 30, 2014 The next few weeks will be "interesting" - was it confined to the hospital or will other people in Lagos start coming down with it? Also, that man was on a plane and they haven't tracked down the other passengers yet, who could be anywhere: "The airline he flew with has yet to provide a passenger list for the flights he used." Dear fucking god. This is so pathetic. I thought we were supposed to be an advanced "intelligent" fucking race? EVERY SINGLE CUNTING POLITICIAN IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO GET THEIR PENCIL DICKS OUT OF THEIR MISTRESSES/RENT BOYS RIGHT THE CUNT NOW, OR DRAG THEIR GORMLESS GAWPING MUGS AWAY FROM THEIR TV, AND ORDER EVERY LAST FUCKING PRECAUTION POSSIBLE. OTHERWISE I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD A FUCKING REVOLUTION AND YOU WILL ALL BE FUCKING SENT TO SPECIALLY BUILT PRISON COMPLEXES IN ALL THE COLDEST FUCKING PLACES ON EARTH, AND WHEN/IF POSSIBLE, THE MOON. (here's details of the precautions being taken by some of the African nations... and some dire suggestions of doom in the comments section, which you have to hope are not true) http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/jul/28/west-africa-measures-stop-ebola-spread) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted July 30, 2014 This article gives the complete history of Ebola: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/ebola-epidemic-plagued-by-fear-9636462.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,325 Posted July 30, 2014 The next few weeks will be "interesting" - was it confined to the hospital or will other people in Lagos start coming down with it? Also, that man was on a plane and they haven't tracked down the other passengers yet, who could be anywhere: "The airline he flew with has yet to provide a passenger list for the flights he used." Dear fucking god. This is so pathetic. I thought we were supposed to be an advanced "intelligent" fucking race? EVERY SINGLE CUNTING POLITICIAN IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO GET THEIR PENCIL DICKS OUT OF THEIR MISTRESSES/RENT BOYS RIGHT THE CUNT NOW, OR DRAG THEIR GORMLESS GAWPING MUGS AWAY FROM THEIR TV, AND ORDER EVERY LAST FUCKING PRECAUTION POSSIBLE. OTHERWISE I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD A FUCKING REVOLUTION AND YOU WILL ALL BE FUCKING SENT TO SPECIALLY BUILT PRISON COMPLEXES IN ALL THE COLDEST FUCKING PLACES ON EARTH, AND WHEN/IF POSSIBLE, THE MOON. (here's details of the precautions being taken by some of the African nations... and some dire suggestions of doom in the comments section, which you have to hope are not true) http://www.theguardi...op-ebola-spread) Not that I'd want Dr Zorders to get uptight or anything but here is some breaking news.... Ebola test on ‘feverish’ man who flew into Britain from West Africa as doctors put on red alert over deadly virus Source: http://www.dailymail...adly-virus.html The good news is it is in the Daily Mail, so it is probably bollocks. I hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,272 Posted July 30, 2014 Even if we do all somehow die in an ebola outbreak, or a nuclear war, or both, two things are certain: The cockroaches will survive..... and Bibliogryphon will still come on the DL forums at lunchtime. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 30, 2014 Daily Mail bollocks! You wish, sorry, but I see pain for all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 30, 2014 Ebola's gay. Which is apt after the death of Mr Van Kirk..... Ach, bring it on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 30, 2014 Cobra meeting today about Ebola. Philip Hammond saying all measures that are appropriate and considerate will be looked at. That's considered... Strong facts, modelled foresight, screw that! They will be pissing in the wind on this one no fear, with an almost blank sheet of paper saying that it's not in the UK and readiness is high. Real action is required. We will get no real action because they can't see the big picture. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 30, 2014 Ali, if it does hit, think of the fun on ne'ers eve, scouring for obitable people that got it that week. You could clear your card by Jan the 5th. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted July 30, 2014 If it does hit then nine out of ten of us won't be able to see our completed lists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 30, 2014 Even more chance of winning ..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
