Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, gcreptile said: No funeral for Ian Brady: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/13/ian-bradys-body-must-be-disposed-of-with-no-ceremony-judge-rules Well they won't be having me 'Just Giving' Prize. Last entries plz - then I'll throw it over to the vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 13, 2017 3 hours ago, gcreptile said: No funeral for Ian Brady: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/13/ian-bradys-body-must-be-disposed-of-with-no-ceremony-judge-rules None of those minding his mortal remains appears to have availed themselves of the cascade of creative disposal options on this thread. Who's gonna ring them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 13, 2017 Ghostbusters? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 13, 2017 I reckon they're saving him for November 5th! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 13, 2017 Was he catholic ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted October 13, 2017 41 minutes ago, charon said: Was he catholic ? Killed kids in a sadistic murdering frenzy Hmmm, if you were charitably minded you might count that as a misguided audition for the Jesuits 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 14, 2017 Why 'No', unsurprisingly I'm NOT charitably minded. Cancer Research first in the hitlist to get Telt to fuck off with their rattling can shtick. *have ground two ciggies into their collection can in a pub one night, utter wankers to a wo./man. **the pensioner doing their dirty work said 'thank you' Lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted October 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, charon said: Why 'No', unsurprisingly I'm NOT charitably minded. Cancer Research first in the hitlist to get Telt to fuck off with their rattling can shtick. *have ground two ciggies into their collection can in a pub one night, utter wankers to a wo./man. **the pensioner doing their dirty work said 'thank you' Lol. That's nasty but funny. Im not sure how long people have been rattling tins for cancer for but, honestly, has cancer been eradicated? Has it fuck. What will happen to all the cancer charities and all the research scientists if, one day, they actually say, 'there will be no more cancer' Shitloads of unemployed probably. Ummm, maybe they don't want to actually provide a cure, just have a bit of a fight with it for another 40 years or summat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 14, 2017 Cancer Research don't like to talk about how much they give to charadee. And most certainly how much they funded the Nazi pressure Group ASH... They can go to Hell. But with 2 Embassy filters for them to research, my conscience is clear..... Btw, their CEO is same age as you, and his charitable actions are worth £240k a year....., 2015 rate. No mortgage on his £1.6m house lolololololol. And another 8 in the putrid place earn more than the English pm..... http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/582911/charity-salaries-donations-Cancer-Research-NSPCC-Amnesty-Olive-Cooke Cunts, to a person. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted October 14, 2017 2 hours ago, charon said: Cancer Research don't like to talk about how much they give to charadee. And most certainly how much they funded the Nazi pressure Group ASH... They can go to Hell. But with 2 Embassy filters for them to research, my conscience is clear..... Btw, their CEO is same age as you, and his charitable actions are worth £240k a year....., 2015 rate. No mortgage on his £1.6m house lolololololol. And another 8 in the putrid place earn more than the English pm..... http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/582911/charity-salaries-donations-Cancer-Research-NSPCC-Amnesty-Olive-Cooke Cunts, to a person. Yes, that chimes in with the CEO of Oxfam and all those others that head 'Charadees' that implore us to spare a Tenner for the sick and the dying while they earn incredible sums of money that would make your fucking eyes water. Good post fella. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philheybrookbay 439 Posted November 3, 2017 Cremated and put in a biogradable urn in the Irish Sea. Cue much wailing and knashing on ITV Granada Reports Facebook page about it turning into a tourist spot at Liverpool marina. One post said that they won’t let their children play in the Irish Sea with the ashes of Brady. clearly they’ve never been to Blackpool to swim .I’d say the ashes would be the least of their problems.... 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted November 3, 2017 12 hours ago, philheybrookbay said: Cremated and put in a biogradable urn in the Irish Sea. Cue much wailing and knashing on ITV Granada Reports Facebook page about it turning into a tourist spot at Liverpool marina. One post said that they won’t let their children play in the Irish Sea with the ashes of Brady. clearly they’ve never been to Blackpool to swim .I’d say the ashes would be the least of their problems.... So, some low budget horror director is already concocting a plot that involves Brady's ashes, the radioactive effluent from Sellafield and a Brady-Hulk emerging from those icy waters to give it a little of the no more Mr Nice Guy routine in Manchester. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226 Posted November 3, 2017 35 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: So, some low budget horror director is already concocting a plot that involves Brady's ashes, the radioactive effluent from Sellafield and a Brady-Hulk emerging from those icy waters to give it a little of the no more Mr Nice Guy routine in Manchester. That idea has legs fins 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,343 Posted January 7, 2018 I think that Mary Port Fun City and Lord F. N. Should WIN a joint prize for the most creative way to bring back the remains of the dirt bag Ian Brady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,684 Posted January 7, 2018 4 hours ago, theoldlady said: I think that Mary Port Fun City and Lord F. N. Should WIN a joint prize for the most creative way to bring back the remains of the dirt bag Ian Brady. Well, either that or someone stand us a drink at the next DLCon 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said: Well, either that or someone stand us a drink at the next DLCon You want ice with that? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theoldlady 2,343 Posted January 8, 2018 On 1/7/2018 at 13:52, maryportfuncity said: Well, either that or someone stand us a drink at the next DLCon Ok, If I ever go to one of these conventions I will buy you both a drink. cheers! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
