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The only problem with that is Chris Moyles wouldn't have been able to fuck anyone because the fat cunt hasn't been able to see his own cock for the last 15 years.

ha ha ha what a tit !!!

The police went looking for evidence in Jimmy Savile's diary. His last entry was twelve years old!

Fuck me, Burke and Hare gave Scotland more laughs than these two cretins ever did. She looks like an apple that's been left out in the sun for a month. And yes, fact police, I know Burke and Hare were Irish.

Rangers are now a third division team due to being put into administration. (I'm not going into it in any detail, I'm sure you've all read about it) All the rats (decent/semi decent players) deserted the sinking ship leaving the up and coming players to play for them. The Rangers of old no longer exist leaving a new team calling themselves Rangers to start from the lowest division. Taxi for McCoist?

Wot no Jimmy Savile jokes? Ok then... Savile's ashes are now to be made into an etch-a-sketch so that the kids can still fiddle with his knob. JJB have started selling Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits. Its an adult size top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms The BBC News channel just displayed images of three women who claimed that Jimmy Saville sexually assalted them. They showed a recent picture of each woman and a picture taken in the 1970's. The caption read ...." Now then, now then, now then..