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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Did he play or manage in England ? I recognise his name. Or did he have any caps for Holland ? No. He played his entire carreer for Vitesse Arnhem, 369 matches from 1983 to 1997. No caps. He managed Polonia Warsawa for two whole months in 2011 and FC Dordrecht for half a year, until illness forced him to retire early in 2012. There's another Dutch sportsman named Theo Bos, a talented cyclist, with several world sprint championships under his belt, now a road cyclist. regards, Hein

REPOST. Don't know where the other one went Wee team oot the Scottish Cup. UP YA BROON

Estonia - Tartu Tammeka and Pärnu Vaprus Italy - Juventus England - Liverpool PS! I hate England national football team.

In retrospect jumping out of the helicopter last year was probably not good for her health.