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Seems like the sign language interpreter at the memorial service was a fake! I must admit, he did seem a bit odd to me at the time. His movements seemed far too stylised for an interpreter and they wouldn't normally be that close to whoever is speaking...

And to be fair, Steps should all be banged up for 30 years too. I'd quite happily bang Lisa Scott-Lee & Faye Tozer for 30 years. Not that Claire Richards though.. I wouldn't bang a fattie... even from behind ! Your loss.

The one om the left says ''ANL'' phnar phnaaaaar.....

Not yet he doesn't. Perhaps someone else up there in the rankings has picked Price as well and has a youngish unique pick teetering on the brink... Also, I believe the man to decide this year's DDP may be none other than General Wojciech Jaruzelski. Hasn't it been a great competition this year? That's the defiance of a true winner... However you are running out of time. If this were Rugby, you'd need a try, conversion and possibly a drop goal to nick it, with less than five minutes left on the clock...

Yeah, well I guess running that chain of greeting card retailers into the ground, would not of helped one bit!! The introduction of the "I'm so sorry I ruined your dress" range was probably a mistake.

Ed Wood, named the “worst director of all times”, died on December 10th, 1978 at age 54. He and his low budget movies reached a cult following, but not until his death.

Wait, I don't get it...did you make the fake edit on Wikipedia about Laemmle or? Yeah, that was me. You realize how offensive this is, don't you? Idiot. How is it offensive to vandalise wiki pages? 1. Millions of people, including myself, are making huge efforts of trying to create the world's largest online Encyclopedia. The last thing we need is to waste energy on those who attempt to destroy our goal. 2. Imagine if someone came up to you and said that your parents are dead, only to later say that he was only joking. Would you find it amusing? 3. How old are you?

Apparently when Tom Daley came out, Michael Barrymore's ears pricked up - finally a guy who takes it up the arse and can swim as well.

An Irishman went into a bar in Glasgow the other week and said to the landlord, "I'm very impressed with your charity jar, there aren't many coppers in it!"