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A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damned autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

Done!

JESUS CHRIST I now have images in my head that I will never un-see. How do you think I feel ? Still, could be worse, could have involved Chris and Daphne. Or......the horror.......CJ.............

I was going to make a gag about Quantum Leap but you kind of beat me to it...

Yeah, MacGyver was a great show.

JESUS CHRIST I now have images in my head that I will never un-see. How do you think I feel ? Still, could be worse, could have involved Chris and Daphne.

I believe its traditional that you piss and moan about it for months, write letters to various national publications demanding an obituary, eventually come to terms with your loss and then choose more carefully the next year. Oh, but you never get the points.