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So would yours.

He's fucked then.

To true. Very confusing, to those easily confused. What makes matters worse is that the top entry on the ballot reads "An Independence from Europe" with an EU flag that has been crossed through. Now I'm fairly sure that most people know about UKIP and those who wish to vote for them can do so in the alphabetically ordered list in the lowest position. But for those not fully "compost-mental" then this will wick away vital votes and depress the UKIP vote. Big question is (beyond the little know mad folk down at the English Democrats). Who put up these other mavericks? I think the Tories themselves have most to gain in acting to depress the UKIP vote. Crafty. Thing I don't get is that 'when' Scotland gets Indy, the Tories will be unchallenged for a gazillion years unless all the Labour voters defect to UKIP (unlikely). The Tories should be backing Scotlands Indy bid (under the radar of course). For the record, Liberals don't count. Not even a proper party.

A Scottish person has a heart attack and that's news?

Probably because he worked at the BBC for a while. You might as well be a member of the Taliban as far the Telegraph are concerned...

Fixed that for ya... Dies aged 73? Nobody could have seen that coming! I wonder if "Dehaene" roughly translates into English as Pickles?

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Looks like it might be for content reasons than health issues. Or maybe both. Looks like the new editor thinks he doesn't quite fit in with what the newspaper should be. He's just not as cool as some of their other scintillating cultural columnists like, er.......... uh................

I parse that as: the European Union is not dead, it just smells funny. regards, Hein

I thought the "censored" broadcast was fucking hilarious.

Re the Nigerian aforementioned possibilities...