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Anyone singing it? No, you've all got him on your DDP teams..

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ' 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?' Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin' down da road.... ' The solicitor interrupted again and said,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. ' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'. Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded.'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin' her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?' 'Now wot da fock would you say?'

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ISTR Blair's heart trouble was that he doesn't have one. regards, Hein

No, I think the headline is saying/meaning "General Jaruzelski's daughter sells book as he dies" and the article is being somewhat condemnatory towards her or sommat for doing that. She must have spent some time in Britain 'cause she knows how to exploit personal tragedy and/or loss for media gain.

Yes. And his dad's dead too, so death runs in the family.

Oh, you fucker. You had me for a second there. *reads whole article* Actually this could have consequences couldn't it.

Given Jaruzelski isn't exactly an obscure figure, diving about for Polish translations wont be needed when he actually dies, if that time is hours away as suggested. It'll be all over the BBC, ITV, US news channels, Guardian Comment is Free etc.

Please fuck off

I see Nelson couldn't be bothered to go to Thatcher's funeral. Some people are just rude.