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  1. Dr_T

    Derby Dead Pool 2018

    Elvis's drummer D.J. Fontana has died. https://www.news.com.au/world/breaking-news/elvis-longtime-drummer-dj-fontana-dies/news-story/ca2ba3fbc79cb1a3c2c32052e7554b9d A DDP unique hit for Prophet's Prophecy
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    World Cup 2018

    I haven't read the fine print about the joint USA/Canada/Mexico bid, but does this mean that all 3 countries are given automatic entry? This would be a major boost for Canada, currently 79 on the rankings and has only ever made the final tournament once. If they stick with the 32 team format it will put pressure on spots for some of the fringe countries. If the United Kingdom made a joint bid bid and England, Wales, Scotland and Nth Ireland all got automatic entry it would be even more pressure. Not such a problem if the predicted expansion to 48 occurs though.
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    World Cup 2018

    Asking an Australian for thoughts on soccer is a bit like asking an Englishman for thoughts on cooking or a German for thoughts on comedy, but ........I will be cheering for Australia who will struggle for a point in the group stage. I put a $5 bet on Belgium to win for my Belgian work colleague so I will go for them to win the show.
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    Hooroo, Mate.

    Sort of surprised she held on as long as she did, but the former host of Australia's version of "The Weakest Link", Cornelia Frances has died. http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/actor-cornelia-frances-dead-at-77/news-story/493593f5715a20c25ff14e70d8c96908 I think I posted a link about her here once before with the same photo as in the linked article, but is that a living corpse or what?
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    Derby Dead Pool 2018

    Would a letter to the Editor of the Guardian bemoaning the tragic (yet timely) death of Filipino screen legend, Spanky Manikan count as QO if it got published? I could be a $3 postage stamp from first.
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    My tip for George HW is May 4th (Star Wars Day). I will be in the USA that day visiting Seattle for work. After that I will be in Toronto which is interesting considering events earlier today.
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    Hooroo, Mate.

    Will Darrell get a DDP QO? Considered him in passing for this year....he has been in my 50 for a few years, but wasn't sure whether he was quite the obit material (despite being Australian-seems most half noteworthy Aussies get a mention).
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    29. Barbara Bush

    This might just be what George needs. Perhaps he should surround himself with sexy nurses (in the style of Young Mr Grace) which might keep him going for another 10 years. Recent reports suggest he is a fan of the female form after all.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2018

    Sad to see that R. Lee Ermey has died. Full Metal Jacket is one of my favourite movies and it was Ermey that made that movie stand out from the other Vietnam movies. Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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    Male Or Shemale?

    Hard to tell - but I'll vote no 2. I might discreetly caress their neck a little before deciding which to take home (maybe not home, wife would NOT be happy). Being Australian I have been watching the Comm Games when I can and it is very entertaining. It must be like watching the Olympics as an American. I watched Semenya's race and what stands out is how she is physically so different from not just the female middle distance athletes but also the male. I would be interested to see how she would fare against an elite male 400m runner (over 1500m) who would have a similar build to hers. I would be very interested to see how she would go in the 200/400m races against women, to me she looks like she is not competing in her most suitable event. I have sympathy for Semenya (and those who race against her) as it would seem that she is a genuine intersex athlete. I don't have the same sympathy for Laurel Hubbard (formerly Gavin) who is a NZ weightlifter who was competitive at National level in NZ as a male lifter who changed sex and became a worldbeating female lifter. There seems to be some debate about the advantage obtained in these sorts of sports by growing up to have a man's body, but while there seems little doubt that post-transition she will not be able to perform as well as pre-transition, she still has an advantage over a cis-woman. The various committees seem to have allowed political correctness overwhelm common sense.
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    A Joke

    Another of my favourites. A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?" The man says "Well doctor, the problem is not me it is my wife. She has lost interest completely in sex, we haven't done it for 2 years. I need something to give her the urge again." The doctor says, "Well this is highly irregular, but we have this new experimental treatment. Put one of these pills in her tea and it should give her a powerful urge." The man takes the pills home and put one in her tea. He then thought to himself, "Gee it has been so long and she has been so disinterested," so he put a second one in there for good measure. He then thought, "It has been a while for me as well, maybe I should take a pill so I can keep up." He put a pill in his own tea and then they drank. A few moments later his wife ripped off all her clothes and jumped on the ground, spread her legs wide and yelled, "I NEED A MAN!" Then the man ripped off all his clothes, bent over and yelled "SO DO I!"
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    A Joke

    A little old perhaps but it gave me a laugh. Did you know that the year before the divorce, Sir Paul gave Heather a plane for Xmas. The year before he gave her a Gilette Ladyshave for the other leg.
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    Words We Dislike

    I have some sympathy for bachelorette. I think here we are trying to make out the difference between a woman who is single and having fun (bachelorette) from one who stays home night after night with her 7 cats dreaming about the day she will finally be able to wear her mother's wedding dress which is 5 sizes too small and stinks of naphthalene (spinster). Otherwise if anyone deems her marital status germane to the conversation she would merely be single.
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    Words We Dislike

    I have a list as long as your arm for this. The overuse of the word "awesome" has already been mentioned but is probably my number one (like when the checkout girl says awesome when you give her the correct change). I intensely dislike the pronunciations of kil-om-et-er, instead of the correct kil-o-mete-r, and the English pronunciation of vitamin. Something which has crept into the younger generations is that when they are playing someone at sport, they might say that Australia is "versing" South Africa at cricket on Thursday. That is just plainly horrible.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2018

    This was recently on Stefan Karl Stefansson's Twitter feed. It’s not until they tell you you’re going to die soon that you realize how short life is. Time is the most valuable thing in life because it never comes back. And whether you spend it in the arms of a loved one or alone in a prison-cell, life is what you make of it. Dream big. If we make the obvious inference then it seems that he is definitely in the sooner rather than later pile. Sad cause he seems like quite a nice fellow with a young family, but maybe not such a bad joker after all.

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