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John Key

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About John Key

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  • Birthday 09/08/1961

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    Pulling pony tails

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  1. John Key

    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I give him nothing, he's had enough
  2. John Key

    Kim Jong-Un

    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/05/north-korea-leader-kim-jong-resuming-public-activity-kcna-200501214558371.html In the video he seems to be limping, I checked some earlier footage but couldn't tell if he had the limp. The limp could an obesity caused waddle.
  3. John Key

    Queen Elizabeth II

    Are you a little bored? It's okay, we understand
  4. John Key

    Boris Johnson

    8th of April
  5. John Key

    Prince Charles

    There was a 90% chance he would have survived.
  6. John Key

    The 2020 Deathlist Cup

    Was kind of hoping for some late points here. Careful what you wish for, I guess. GG
  7. John Key


    This guy used being a 'flat earther' as a way to get funds for his endeavours. He was just a man doing fun dare-devil things, putting only himself in danger.
  8. John Key

    6. Dick Van Dyke

    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
  9. John Key

    2. Kirk Douglas

    How does this site make money / stay afloat, if that's not a frowned upon topic?
  10. John Key

    2. Kirk Douglas

    Interesting to see some normal reactions to our deathlisting, we normalise it so much here! Would hate to think I'm in anyway normal. However, I could write more than an essay lengthed argument on the defence of deathlisting.
  11. John Key

    2020 ANZAC List (Score: 1/50)

    I always thought Mike Moore looked shit, but other than a stroke a few years ago I didn't have any reason to include him in my list - especially when there are older former Prime Ministers. I guess I should send my condolences, but he was a Labour Party member and leader.
  12. Imagine living for another hundred or so years, I'd rather just kill myself now
  13. John Key

    Kobe Bryant

    I'm curious, does anyone have him on any kind of deathlist? I'm not a sports fan but since he's one of fiveish basketball players who I would know by name, I can understand how famous he is even though there would be zero expectation of his death.
  14. John Key

    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Why does it have to be between, can't it be highly improbable or highly implausible?
  15. John Key

    The 2020 Deathlist Cup

    So the competition starts next month? Count me in, if Im not too late Do I have to mail in my entry yet?

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