Going Underground

That is pretty formidable deadpooling. Best I've seen in my 18 years.

Crumble-Meister I am seriously impressed you managed to pick 58/60 unique. Torben Ulrich and Polly Perkins the only pair letting you down. In your honor, I may submit a cake & dessert-based theme team for next year. Perhaps called "I can't go back to savory now " After a very quick recon mission, the first on the list will be Tony "The Viper" Eccles. Darts player and convicted nonce.

Ann Clwyd I love it when one of the "Crumble" Teams gets a hit. Always makes me wanna go away an devour Crumble & Custard

Other than Frank McGarvey LOL

Looking at some of the DDP heavyweights picks, I don't think I've missed any massive open goals this year. One outside chance of a unique in Ken McGinley. Johnnie Irwin JOKER Simon Cowell (NOT the probably immortal square headed individual partly responsible for the death of music) Juan Carlos Unzue Steve McMichael Christina Strutt Ryuichi Sakamoto George Alagia Kate Keltie Ted Kaczynski Marlyne Barrett Faye Fantarrow Janey Godley Gianluca Vialli Johnny Ruffo Ken McGinley (Nuclear test veteran) Rob Burrow Michael Tilson Thomas James Whale Charlie Bird Andy Taylor

I imagine there were teams already submitted that included all of Pope, Babs Walters and Pele. If another of their low hanging fruit falls off the tree before midnight, I wonder if they will be give a 4th sub?

Ok, team "Going Underground" submitted for my 17th attempt at this ace game. About 16 hours earlier than usual this year. Now I sit and wait until around about this time tomorrow, when it becomes evidently clear I have yet again missed a Gary Burgess type open goal sitter. Thanks in advance for all the effort I know goes into running this thing.

Bloody Hell. Didn't realize Natty Wailer left us a few weeks ago. Although a minor part of Bob Marley's legacy I'm really surprised he didn't get some kind of UK obit. Ah well. Wouldn't be the same without one of my lads making the "List of the lost"

Bravo. You're the only DI I've ever had any time for. I sincerely hope David Duckenfield is afforded the same DDP coppers send off and I'm around to read it.

Surely it's Sidney Cooke's year too? Unless the old nonce is immortal.

ah fuck there goes Mike Mora too Hello Tony Jacklin

Ah well... so be it. Think I've got Merlin, the first dates barman guy as my first sub Although Amy Price mother was known to the public before she got "ill". Not opening a can of worms as the organizers have enough to deal with. It is what it is

Ok here we go for year 17 Seems like I've missed a sitter in Gary Burgess but who knows. Russell Bishop (JOKER) Convicted murderer Frank Field MP George Perez Artist Jane Marczewski Nightbirdie (singer) Mike Mora Photographer Ted Kaczynski Una Bomber Joe Exotic Nutter Amy Priice Proud Mother of Katie Tom Smith Rugby Rob Burrow Rugby League Bill Turnbull TV James Whale Radio Tim Keller US Pastor George Alagiah Newsreader Mike Bossy NHL Tom Weiskopf Golfer Charlie Bird Journalist Doddie Weir Rugby Union Nathaniel Ian Wynter AKA Natty Wailer Ronnie Atkins Pretty Maids Singer

After reading this list, I am 100% convinced Salmon Mousse IS John Daly

Trace was on Newsnight last night. Always strikes me as someone with the weight of the world on her shoulders and could flip anytime.