The Osmonds

[Sir Creep 7,088]

Huh…so I grew up in the time they were popular with kids my age (10 or so, as were the Jackson 5)…and I’ve never thought much of the Osmond family.  I have always assumed they were actual brothers (and sisters all 9 total).

 

I’m well aware they’re Mormons but did papa have four wives?  I’ve never noticed until today; four of them were born in 1958, NONE ON THE SAME DAY!  They musta had different baby mamas. Did everyone else know whatever the answer is to this riddle?  If it’s common knowledge it’s funny I never heard it. Probably best I never knew this factoid.  And no I’m not interested in the answer, just if all y’all knew the answer.  I am determining the size of the rock I’ve lived under.

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[tracy 2,517]

3 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

I’m well aware they’re Mormons but did papa have four wives?  I’ve never noticed until today; four of them were born in 1958, NONE ON THE SAME DAY!  Did everyone else know whatever the answer is to this riddle?  If it’s common knowledge it’s funny I never heard it. Probably best I never knew this factoid.  And no I’m not interested in the answer, just if all y’all knew the answer.  I am determining the size of the rock I’ve lived under.

 

The answer is that you are clearly tripping balls, because none of them were born in 1958.

[Clorox Bleachman 2,534]

3 minutes ago, tracy said:

The answer is that you are clearly tripping balls, because none of them were born in 1958.

 

No, they all joined the group by right of birth. Donny, Jimmy and Marie didn't live to adulthood, but Jimmy was famously resurrected in 2007.

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,450]

I have Alan Osmond in my Hares deathpool line up and I think he is one of my strongest picks in that team.

[msc 18,671]

1 hour ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

 

No, they all joined the group by right of birth. Donny, Jimmy and Marie didn't live to adulthood, but Jimmy was famously resurrected in 2007.

Im dying here...much like Jimmy apparently did twice.