Rotten Ali 600 Posted February 9, 2011 The birthday party. That'll go straight to her thigh...coat! He says she's "not half-dead." What fraction would be appropriate then? Three-quarters? Four-fifths? In the words of dear departed Alan Freeman: "Not half!" LOL - I was also tickled too by the sickly smile the "Prince" has on his face "these vonderfull pictures go out to all you deathlisters" type smirk, smirk, "I'm going to force feed Zsa Zsa vith some cake to dangerously raise her blood pressure". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falkekopf 50 Posted February 16, 2011 First her house, now her clothes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted February 16, 2011 First her house, now her clothes! Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted February 18, 2011 First her house, now her clothes! Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it. Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted February 25, 2011 First her house, now her clothes! Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it. Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed. Perhaps he could sell her to Gunther Von Hagens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 26, 2011 First her house, now her clothes! Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it. Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed. Perhaps he could sell her to Gunther Von Hagens He has his own problems at the moment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted February 26, 2011 First her house, now her clothes! Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it. Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed. Perhaps he could sell her to Gunther Von Hagens He has his own problems at the moment... Yeah but they reckon he has about 7 odd years before it gets really serious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 28, 2011 Now the Prince claims they have been burgled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted February 28, 2011 Now the Prince claims they have been burgled. Even with her ailing health life in the Gabor household is never dull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I.R.Baboon 221 Posted February 28, 2011 Now the Prince claims they have been burgled. He didn't get attention for a week, so it was about time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cereal Killer 2 Posted March 3, 2011 http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20038440-10391698.html Back in hospital Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 3, 2011 http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20038440-10391698.html Back in hospital Looks like time is running out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiesa52 132 Posted March 4, 2011 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-...s-second-164079 She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 4, 2011 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-...s-second-164079 She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me She'd save a lot of money on shoes at least Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiesa52 132 Posted March 4, 2011 She'd be Footless and Fancy Free! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 5, 2011 Would certainly make shoplifting harder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted March 5, 2011 And she won't be able to slap our law enforcers issuing her speeding tickets, as she can't drive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 5, 2011 And she won't be able to slap our law enforcers issuing her speeding tickets, as she can't drive. Does she not have a chauffeur she can delegate that to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted March 5, 2011 Hmm. All sounds a bit Charles Hawtrey to me, and he died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 6, 2011 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-...s-second-164079 She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me Really she hasn't a leg to stand on.... Sorry but sooner or later someone had to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 6, 2011 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-...s-second-164079 She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me Really she hasn't a leg to stand on.... Sorry but sooner or later someone had to! Sooner or later? You've told that joke about 4 times now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 6, 2011 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-...s-second-164079 She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me Really she hasn't a leg to stand on.... Sorry but sooner or later someone had to! Sooner or later? You've told that joke about 4 times now... Not me, various leg-related puns but not that one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 6, 2011 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-...s-second-164079 She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me Really she hasn't a leg to stand on.... Sorry but sooner or later someone had to! Sooner or later? You've told that joke about 4 times now... Not me, various leg-related puns but not that one It is pretty much the same joke though, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted March 7, 2011 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zsa-...s-second-164079 She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me Really she hasn't a leg to stand on.... Sorry but sooner or later someone had to! Sooner or later? You've told that joke about 4 times now... Not me, various leg-related puns but not that one It is pretty much the same joke though, eh? Yeah but it's got legs...which is more than can be said for her! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted March 15, 2011 LOS ANGELES — Doctors say the blood flow to Zsa Zsa Gabor's left leg has improved since the 94-year-old actress was released from the hospital earlier this month.... http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42098317/ns/...-entertainment/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
