Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted April 8, 2004 After doing a bit more surfing, I have come across the following testicular cancer scare article. When you read it you will see that the lump on the Dennis crown jewels was benign, but I mention it here for two reasons. 1 - His name can be noted and any reoccurance can be monitored for DeathList research purposes. 2 - Seeing as a number of members of the DeathList like to write witty headlines, they might like to have a crack at this one - assuming that the cancer would see him off. http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2732106 DWB 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted April 8, 2004 Oh, we do like a headline here at DL HQ - well spotted What an interesting find. Ok, here are my two.... 1. UH-UHHHHH! X X X ...or however you phonetically spell that noise that Mr Babbage, super computer, makes!! 2. Balls! BTW I question the "funnyman" assertion. I'm sure you will share my sense unease of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 10, 2005 Its obcsure but I saw him in Hampstead thois morning looking fine. Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted September 11, 2005 loooking like a flounder. ?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 11, 2005 loooking like a flounder. ?!? A flounder. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted September 11, 2005 A don't fancy yours much! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave to the Grave 26 Posted September 11, 2005 Maybe with chips? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted September 11, 2005 loooking like a flounder. ?!? A flounder. ... I knew it was a fish ... I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ? PS The photo's great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted September 11, 2005 Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder. ?!? A flounder. ... I knew it was a fish ... I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ? PS The photo's great I am guessing that Millwall was referring to Les Dennis's ex-missus as being either flat or skinny like a flounder. Blimey, that’s not a very flattering comment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 11, 2005 Also saw his ex-missus in Marylebone last week loooking like a flounder. ?!? A flounder. ... I knew it was a fish ... I just didn't get the context - some nu lond'n slang izit ? PS The photo's great I am guessing that Millwall was referring to Les Dennis's ex-missus as being either flat or skinny like a flounder. Blimey, that’s not a very flattering comment! I wouldn't mind baiting my hook with her. ( fnarr fnarr...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted September 12, 2005 *gulp* I'll start the bidding at $500. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 12, 2005 Gone fishin'[snip] *gulp* I'll start the bidding at $500. I'm sure Les would give his right testicle to do that. Oops too late. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 12, 2005 Ms Holden has eyes like a flounder. All other body parts bear no resemblance at all (except maybe her brain). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rip 1 Posted September 12, 2005 is that she's a bit fishy....yuk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted September 13, 2005 Should the headline be "Less Dennis"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted September 13, 2005 Should the headline be "Less Dennis"? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 13, 2005 I meant flat skinny and poutty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 13, 2005 I meant flat skinny and poutty My original offer still stands, I have a little maggot for bait! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,024 Posted July 11, 2018 As there was a recent story in The Times behind a paywall I couldn't read, thought I'd do a little search on Les Dennis Heseltine. As it turns out, he's lost some weight doing some sort of TV challenge, reversed a pre-diabetes diagnosis and actively advertising that he would like to be on Strictly Come Dancing. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5500037/Les-Dennis-reveals-hes-lost-19Ibs-reversed-pre-diabetes.html (March 2018) So we'll be waiting a while for him I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,024 Posted March 9, 2020 Les Dennis is trending so I thought I'd have a look. Someone seems to have falsely accused him of something. This has escalated out of hand, but some of it is quite funny. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,384 Posted March 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Les Dennis is trending so I thought I'd have a look. Someone seems to have falsely accused him of something. This has escalated out of hand, but some of it is quite funny. Just seen this! Sounds like a right bastard by all accounts: “I saw Les Dennis throwing Guide Dogs off the top of a multi-storey car park a few years back. He seemed especially pleased when they didn’t die straight away.” 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,024 Posted November 18, 2022 Les Dennis now appearing as Grandad in the Only Fools musical. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11430801/Now-starring-Fools-musical-Les-Dennis-reveals-careers-heartbreak-tragedy.html Must be nice to be described thus: Now 69, Les Dennis is a survivor. Having won New Faces in the early 70s as an impressionist and comedian, he's one of very few men left standing from a generation of comics who have otherwise died, been lost to scandal or faded away. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip 121 Posted November 19, 2022 How is he not even 70 yet? Always thought he was much older Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,164 Posted November 19, 2022 5 hours ago, Philip said: How is he not even 70 yet? Always thought he was much older As the article states, he started very young and has been on TV for about 50 years. Random fact, his actual surname is Heseltine. Not sure if he's related. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
