Rotten Ali 600 Posted September 1, 2005 Notapotato Posted on Sep 1 2005, 08:21 PM QUOTE (Rotten Ali @ Sep 1 2005, 10:13 PM) .......real job car design CAD engineer not mad scientist...... Oh, brilliant! Then you can answer a question which has been bugging me for a while: Why can't you get cars with square steering wheels any more? regards, Notapotato Funny you should ask! I worked for a time with Harris Mann (he of the Austin Allegro square steering wheel) - what a nice chap. Oh and all his engineering solutions were still spot on, so I don't fully understand how he came up with that idea! Putting this aside - notice the shape of F1 steering wheels have not been round for over ten years now so maybe he was the really well ahead of the game all this time. P.S. Its often said that the Allegro is more aerodynamic in reverse than driving forwards! I would like to help dismiss this rumour, even though I can't stand the car. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted September 1, 2005 Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner. Jennifer Aniston! I always knew it was written in the stars! Mine came back with Claire Raynor... ... The Fickle Finger Of Fate... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 2, 2005 Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner.Hmmm, Gretchen Franklin. Where did I go wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 2, 2005 Hire a state funeral barge http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4202558.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted September 2, 2005 Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner. Clive Dunn. Bugger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted September 2, 2005 Find your ideal female celebrity partner. Or male celebrity partner. Clive Dunn. Bugger Dressed as you are in your avatar Anubis, Clive would be straight after your fuzzy wuzzies. So it probably is a match made in heaven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Our Sole 5 Posted September 2, 2005 I got Jordan too so I gave it another go and I am much happier.... Your perfect man is...Pierce Brosnan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,099 Posted September 2, 2005 I swung both ways as well ( no comments please Honez) I got Jennifer Aniston and Pierce Brosnan. Oh to be bi-sexual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,639 Posted September 2, 2005 Re that job predictor a few posts back. If I find the git who rigged it to make me a 'Housekeeper' my ideal job will become ruthless assassin. Then again, I typed in my real name and became a 'Superstar Goalscoring Hero.' Exciting but complete bollocks, I played football for years at the other end of the pitch, shutting out the goalscoring heroes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 2, 2005 Jennifer Aniston or Pete Do[c]herty! so I tried the job predictor with my full name - Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 3, 2005 Rules of Advertising Have you anything to add, anyone? (Help keep me up to date, as I don't have a telly!) You can add to the list using their email form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted September 3, 2005 I was just coming on this tread for another reason only to notice I've been mentioned in dispatches thanks very much Football Fan. (oh and by the way I liked you more without that Manc' avatar) It’s a temporary fix until I get a better one. For right now I am using this one to express my support for my favourite football team. Now I ask you FF what's a "Soccor Team?" I have no idea. To all those people who say we should get a life!Just like to update you all that I've landed my self a new job after being without a contract (real job car design CAD engineer not mad scientist) for about a full year. Not only that after having nothing for so long, I was 'phoned today with the offer of a second full time job! Talk about two busses coming together! Congratulations on your new job, Rotten Ali! Regards, ff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted September 3, 2005 Rules of Advertising Have you anything to add, anyone? (Help keep me up to date, as I don't have a telly!) Rather topically, I have one to add: No one ever dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted September 3, 2005 Find out your ideal Job. According to this, I am destined to be a stunt person. Quality! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted September 3, 2005 For right now I am using this one to express my support for my favourite football team. Football? They don't play football in the UK; they play soccer and rugby. So who's your favourite football team? The Bears? The Raiders? Who? P.S. I played rugby in law school. I still haven't recovered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_fan 42 Posted September 3, 2005 For right now I am using this one to express my support for my favourite football team. Football? They don't play football in the UK; they play soccer and rugby. P.S. I played rugby in law school. I still haven't recovered. Football, soccer. It is a matter of debate, depending on what side of the pond you live. So who's your favourite football team? The Bears? The Raiders? Who? It would have to be the Indianapolis Colts. That quaterback, Payton Manning will be in the NFL hall of fame for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted September 3, 2005 For right now I am using this one to express my support for my favourite football team. Football? They don't play football in the UK; they play soccer and rugby. P.S. I played rugby in law school. I still haven't recovered. Football, soccer. It is a matter of debate, depending on what side of the pond you live. So who's your favourite football team? The Bears? The Raiders? Who? It would have to be the Indianapolis Colts. That quaterback, Payton Manning will be in the NFL hall of fame for sure. Things to do while waiting for death....... Don't suggest things to do while waiting for death apparently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 3, 2005 Join the Royalty Forum, and really start to piss those tossers off. What a frightful idea! Oh dear! Smelling salts, quickly someone!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted September 5, 2005 I swung both ways as well ( no comments please Honez) I got Jennifer Aniston and Pierce Brosnan. Oh to be bi-sexual I got the same two people. Do you think that there only a very limited no. of options and that, basically whatever you say, it's going to come out with the same people? Ah well, Jennifer and Pierce. I could do worse I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted September 6, 2005 I suppose we could twiddle our thumbs until someone dies...that sure would be fun. It would also mean that we could exercise other digits asides the ones we use when opening lots and lots and lots of new posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 6, 2005 Join a Forum that interests you, and post more irrelevant nonsense a day than any sane person would dream of doing. See if this annoys anybody, (it will) but you'll be surprised how long it takes to get banned. Oh, and insult the moderators. And their mothers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted September 7, 2005 Join a Forum that interests you, and post more irrelevant nonsense a day than any sane person would dream of doing. See if this annoys anybody, (it will) but you'll be surprised how long it takes to get banned. Oh, and insult the moderators. And their mothers. Interesting - who would have thought he was an internet troll. Is that the right term? - I don't know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
